Halp Cooking dinner for some pompous a-holes

[dbzeag]

Hmm maybe a lettuce leaf wrap with a pan sauteed soy and ginger crimini mushroom minced.

Perhaps a nice lentil soup as well.

 

[Valve1138]

Make them some of that Morningstar Farms shit.

 

[tre]

I'm sure Jamie Oliver has just the recipe you're looking for.

 

[Valve1138]

I'm sure Jamie Oliver has just the recipe you're looking for.

I hear he watched the movie Food Inc.

 

[my little brony]

The other, however, is allergic to gluten, casein, and is vegan.

Any recipe ideas I could use?

yeah, cyanide. people like that are an evolutionary mistake and must be culled






















not the allergic ones, people who choose to be vegan

 

[my little brony]

I'd love to go to a Vegan's house and say "I'm a carnivore so I only eat meat. It's annoying as fuck isn't it?"

I LOVE THIS IDEA AND WILL TRY I SOON OMG

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to b_sinning again.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

Eggplant parmesan. Eggplant, sauce (organic if you want. Paul Newman marinara is quite nice), and cheese. Let the sickly bastard eat something calorie dense for once.

Wait... vegan means no cheese, right?

That's the only main-dishy thing I can think of.

You can sautee squash and zucchini with some herbs, but that's more of a side dish.

I'm assuming potatoes are out as well?

Hell, just serve raw veg with a simple vinaigrette.

Oh... wait! That's it. Grilled portobello mushrooms. Hell, grill the zucchini and eggplant as well. You should serve it with a multi-vitamin garnish since diet-princess over there surely needs it.

 

[JAXvillain]

yeah, no cheese for vegans

 

[Sarcasmo]

No Cheese for Vegans sounds like an esoteric novel.

 

[fly]

How about you order these shitheads something in, while you guys eat real and tasty food.

 

[dbzeag]

Hmm, maybe I can go the Mediterranean route and do tabbouleh and hummus and things of that nature.

 

[Valve1138]

Why not just serve them a nice tall glass of shut the fuck up

 

[kiwi]

How about you order these shitheads something in, while you guys eat real and tasty food.

Yea, like McDonalds (for them, not you).

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Why not just serve them a nice tall glass of shut the fuck up

Thats what Im talkin about

 

[my little brony]

Hmm, maybe I can go the Mediterranean route and do tabbouleh and hummus and things of that nature.

Tell them that when the revolution begins, people like me are going to cook and eat their kind first.

 

[plot]

tell the vegan to bring his own food and grill up some steaks.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Tell them that when the revolution begins, people like me are going to cook and eat their kind first.

You can keep them in a pasture and feed them alfalfa and stuff.

 

[fly]

ya know, Haitian kids don't have fucking gluten allergies.

 

[eileenbunny]

It's funny this should come up. I was just reading about orthorexia today. You should suggest they have an eating disorder over dinner. Here's an article about it http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1963297,00.html There's a bunch more out there but I'm way to lazy right now.

 

[my little brony]

ya know, Haitian kids don't have fucking gluten allergies.

people outside of the first world don't have allergies to food, period

you think some little black kid in darfur has lactose intolerance? fuck no, he has an intolerance to NOT EATING