WTF Conspiracy theories heard from family, friends, and neighbors

Frau Blugher

Eddie owes me one.
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'Erectus permenantus'

Ullysses S Grant 's hypertrophy that lasted all the way to Washington because he didn't want his constituents to catch cold waiting for him .
 
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Frau Blugher

Eddie owes me one.
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Euripides trousers were not specifically designed for sexing circus ponies .
 
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HipHugHer

Looks like Ted Nugent, Smells like Sasquatch
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The Chicoms are sending random people biologically weaponized seeds to decimate our ability to produce our own food.
Don't plant your free seeds.
 
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OOD

Yet ANOTHER ! Beautiful Bearded Rashner
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The Chicoms are sending random people biologically weaponized seeds to decimate our ability to produce our own food.
Don't plant your free seeds.
Maybe I shouldn't have planted those seeds I got in the mail.
 
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HipHugHer

Looks like Ted Nugent, Smells like Sasquatch
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I haven't got any yet, I feel left out. Or maybe they're just sending them to the unwoke.
 
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HipHugHer

Looks like Ted Nugent, Smells like Sasquatch
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They're the beans from Jack and the Beanstalk.
 

ZRH

(retired?) Google-F.U.
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My neighbor told me he thinks insulation in houses is a scam and makes no difference. 100% serious. Didn't even waste breath arguing aginst that level of :tard:
Do ya live in the south?

Cause if ya lived up north he'd just be a popsicle.
 

ZRH

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They're in Michigan.
Some parts of Michigan are like Indiana. You'll get a substantial heating bill but won't die.

I'm from WI (by way of Canadaian NY) Where legit -40 is a thing. Spit freezes before it hits the ground. I did a winter with almost no heat and it consisted of me coming home, getting under covers and praying I'd wake up.
 

HipHugHer

Looks like Ted Nugent, Smells like Sasquatch
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Used to live in a house down here that was built in like 1890.
Tall as a 2-story house but only one story. 13 foot ceilings. Windows taller than a basketball player with that part that opened at the top to let the heat out and the lower parts opened big for cross breeze.

You could tell where things were "updated" over time. Every inch of indoor plumbing was in the back 2 added on rooms. The original front 4 were same as they ever was.

It worked beautifully if you chose to live without modern conveniences.

Close it up and artificially heat and cool it and your utility bill was more than the payments on a Porsche and it was still hot AF in there at midnight.
 

HipHugHer

Looks like Ted Nugent, Smells like Sasquatch
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Some parts of Michigan are like Indiana. You'll get a substantial heating bill but won't die.

I'm from WI (by way of Canadaian NY) Where legit -40 is a thing. Spit freezes before it hits the ground. I did a winter with almost no heat and it consisted of me coming home, getting under covers and praying I'd wake up.

I grew up on a farm in central minnesota, did an army tour in germany, and have been living in Austin, TX since mid 90s.