GAY Combo Breaker Spam Thread
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I hope this isn't real.
But he's probably a Trump supporter, so who knows.
Or a police officer in Lithia, FL
http://www.tbo.com/news/crime/lithi...shot-up-why-has-no-one-been-charged-20150126/
So good, he sold his house not long after and never so much as paid a dime to this woman with 10 adopted children to fix any of the damage he did.
hell even when they murder children for having dark
but hey they just want to go home with the same number of holes. or at least fewer holes than they put into a neighbor's house or dog or wrong color pickup truck.
Amstel
The Hoarse Whisperer
Earlier today I'm at Home Depot. I needed to pick up some softener salt. They come in 40lb bags. I got ten. I pay for them, but don't load them onto my trolley thingie until I'm by the exit since they are all stacked up on pallets. I declined the cashier's offer to get someone to load them up, and assist me to me car.
So I'm at my car, and I've got maybe one or two bags in the trunk already. When this middle aged dude is walking through the parking lot, sees me, and offers to help me. I keep loading, but I look over to him and say 'no thank you. I'm good
'
Now he's walking toward me, then starts to grab a bag. 'But you're a women! It's okay, go sit in your car. I've got it. '
()
Meanwhile I'm sightly wigged out, and offended. But I'm also thinking 'Am I going to make this sketchy situation worse by insisting that he stop?'
So I say 'well, no. How about we load the car together?' As I continue to grab bags to put in my car.
And he's all 'ohhhh not lazy, huh? I like that. Are you married?
( )
'Uh...yes. I am, actually'
'That's one lucky man, I tell you'
()
So we finish. I thank him and he offers to take the trolley thingie back to the cart loading station.
As he walks away he's still saying 'blessed! That's one blessed man!'
Ugh.
So I'm at my car, and I've got maybe one or two bags in the trunk already. When this middle aged dude is walking through the parking lot, sees me, and offers to help me. I keep loading, but I look over to him and say 'no thank you. I'm good
'Now he's walking toward me, then starts to grab a bag. 'But you're a women! It's okay, go sit in your car. I've got it. '
(
)Meanwhile I'm sightly wigged out, and offended. But I'm also thinking 'Am I going to make this sketchy situation worse by insisting that he stop?'
So I say 'well, no. How about we load the car together?' As I continue to grab bags to put in my car.
And he's all 'ohhhh not lazy, huh? I like that. Are you married?
(
)'Uh...yes. I am, actually'
'That's one lucky man, I tell you'
(
)So we finish. I thank him and he offers to take the trolley thingie back to the cart loading station.
As he walks away he's still saying 'blessed! That's one blessed man!'
Ugh.
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Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
"Trolley"? Where the fuck do you live, and is it tea time there?Earlier today I'm at Home Depot. I needed to pick up some softener salt. They come in 40lb bags. I got ten. I pay for them, but don't load them onto my trolley thingie until I'm by the exit since they are all stacked up on pallets. I declined the cashier's offer to get someone to load them up, and assist me to me car.
So I'm at my car, and I've got maybe one or two bags in the trunk already. When this middle aged dude is walking through the parking lot, sees me, and offers to help me. I keep loading, but I look over to him and say 'no thank you. I'm good
Now he's walking toward me, then starts to grab a bag. 'But you're a women! It's okay, go sit in your car. I've got it. '
(
Meanwhile I'm sightly wigged out, and offended. But I'm also thinking 'Am I going to make this sketchy situation worse by insisting that he stop?'
So I say 'well, no. How about we load the car together?' As I continue to grab bags to put in my car.
And he's all 'ohhhh not lazy, huh? I like that. Are you married?
(
'Uh...yes. I am, actually'
'That's one lucky man, I tell you'
So we finish. I thank him and he offers to take the trolley thingie back to the cart loading station.
As he walks away he's still saying 'blessed! That's one blessed man!'
Ugh.
nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
I'll do better next time.Earlier today I'm at Home Depot. I needed to pick up some softener salt. They come in 40lb bags. I got ten. I pay for them, but don't load them onto my trolley thingie until I'm by the exit since they are all stacked up on pallets. I declined the cashier's offer to get someone to load them up, and assist me to me car.
So I'm at my car, and I've got maybe one or two bags in the trunk already. When this middle aged dude is walking through the parking lot, sees me, and offers to help me. I keep loading, but I look over to him and say 'no thank you. I'm good
Now he's walking toward me, then starts to grab a bag. 'But you're a women! It's okay, go sit in your car. I've got it. '
(
Meanwhile I'm sightly wigged out, and offended. But I'm also thinking 'Am I going to make this sketchy situation worse by insisting that he stop?'
So I say 'well, no. How about we load the car together?' As I continue to grab bags to put in my car.
And he's all 'ohhhh not lazy, huh? I like that. Are you married?
(
'Uh...yes. I am, actually'
'That's one lucky man, I tell you'
So we finish. I thank him and he offers to take the trolley thingie back to the cart loading station.
As he walks away he's still saying 'blessed! That's one blessed man!'
Ugh.
I don't know what they are called. It's a flat bed thing on wheels. You can carry heavy shit instead of using a cart
Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
Lol no.You're not black though!
(Are you?
I'll READ better next time too.
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nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
Men... listen to this, we don't like this at all. It's ... weird.Earlier today I'm at Home Depot. I needed to pick up some softener salt. They come in 40lb bags. I got ten. I pay for them, but don't load them onto my trolley thingie until I'm by the exit since they are all stacked up on pallets. I declined the cashier's offer to get someone to load them up, and assist me to me car.
So I'm at my car, and I've got maybe one or two bags in the trunk already. When this middle aged dude is walking through the parking lot, sees me, and offers to help me. I keep loading, but I look over to him and say 'no thank you. I'm good
Now he's walking toward me, then starts to grab a bag. 'But you're a women! It's okay, go sit in your car. I've got it. '
(
Meanwhile I'm sightly wigged out, and offended. But I'm also thinking 'Am I going to make this sketchy situation worse by insisting that he stop?'
So I say 'well, no. How about we load the car together?' As I continue to grab bags to put in my car.
And he's all 'ohhhh not lazy, huh? I like that. Are you married?
(
'Uh...yes. I am, actually'
'That's one lucky man, I tell you'
(
So we finish. I thank him and he offers to take the trolley thingie back to the cart loading station.
As he walks away he's still saying 'blessed! That's one blessed man!'
Ugh.
How fucking rude. You said no and he ignored you. Fucker needed to be tazed. 
Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
How fucking rude. You said no and he ignored you. Fucker needed to be tazed.
Nothing wrong with asking someone if they'd like help. Everything beyond that was rude though.
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