I had this idea from a thread a while back that referenced the old Choose Your Own Adventure books, but didn't think I'd have time to make the thread worthwhile back then, but we'll give it a try now.
The first person to post with a page number choice makes the decision, so it's kind of a race I suppose, and I'll try to reply with worthwhile story responses as quickly as possible.
The title for this book will be...
"The Adventures Of Fly And Nev In The Scary, And Somewhat Homosexual, Castle"
Let's see how this goes....
The wooden drawbridge creaked and cracked as Nev bounded acrossed it. "It looks pretty stable to me" he said to Fly who was standing safely on the land in front of it.
"Jump up and down a few more times and see if breaks, I don't want to get my new jeans wet, and those crocodiles down there look hungry." Fly replied.
Nev jumped up and down once and the bridge held, the crocodiles below frowned in disappointment and went back to trying to construct a catapult to get at our heroes. Seeing that there was only minimal danger now Fly proceeded across the bridge, looking anxiously at the ravenous reptiles below. Nev seeing his look immediately piped up "If you're thinking of throwing me down there as a distraction you'd better hope your Kung Fu is stronger than mine," and striking the crane-style pose continued "You want Karate?"
"Whatever Nev, let's just get inside and get the copy of Battlefield 2, there are only 2 more days til release and I want to make some hacks for it before everyone else get it so I don't get owned because I use a trackball." Fly said, pushing his comrade out of the way and heading for the large castle doors.
As the two reached the doors they stood for a while in awe of the massive structure in front of them. The huge stone castle stood taller than Mount Everest and had 12 foot tall Gargoyles standing at either side of the massive wooden doors. Nev gulped audibly and a small wet spot appeared at the front of his pants, he considered running back to the car and going home, but the thought of playing Battlefield 2 before anyone else was too great and he pressed the giant doorbell which sounded like a woman's scream instead of a bell.
"Oh so they're into the S&M stuff, alrighty then..." Fly thought
and licked his lips.
Suddenly the door creaked open and dressed as a butler KNYTE at his awesome height of 5 feet 6 inches glowered up at them. "What do you want?" he demanded.
Nev, attempting to be galant, shouted "WE HAVE COME FOR THE COPY OF BATTLEFIELD 2, YOU WILL GIVE IT TO US! OR DIE!"
KNYTE, unfazed by Nev's hysterics, simply pulled from his pocket one of his shooting gloves and slapped Nev across the face. "He always this infuriating?" he asked Fly.
"He takes a day off from it on February 29th, but other than that, yes." Fly responded.
"Well if you guys are here for the Battlefield 2 copy it's just a myth, I've been searching for it for weeks and it's not here. I even had to kill and eat the butler that worked here I got so hungry, and his outfit was my size so....."
Fly, with a horrified look on his face replied "And you didn't save any for us????"
"Sorry man" KNYTE said "I gotta go home though, Kiwi got a French Maid Outfit to go with this Butler Get-up, and you know how that is Get out of my way." and with that KNYTE pushed his way past and walked out into the night.
After watching KNYTE leave the two heroes looked at eachother for a minute and Nev asked "Well, what should we do?"
"I don't know" Fly said "But If he had the BF2 copy on him I would've killed him and eaten him for it, plus I pissed at him for hogging all of the butler."
If Nev and Fly should go into the castle; turn to page 9
If Nev and Fly should track down KNYTE and try to eat him first, turn to page 4
edit: I'm not going to bother to back through and fix grammar/spelling errors through all of this, so please don't hastle me about it.
The first person to post with a page number choice makes the decision, so it's kind of a race I suppose, and I'll try to reply with worthwhile story responses as quickly as possible.
The title for this book will be...
"The Adventures Of Fly And Nev In The Scary, And Somewhat Homosexual, Castle"
Let's see how this goes....
The wooden drawbridge creaked and cracked as Nev bounded acrossed it. "It looks pretty stable to me" he said to Fly who was standing safely on the land in front of it.
"Jump up and down a few more times and see if breaks, I don't want to get my new jeans wet, and those crocodiles down there look hungry." Fly replied.
Nev jumped up and down once and the bridge held, the crocodiles below frowned in disappointment and went back to trying to construct a catapult to get at our heroes. Seeing that there was only minimal danger now Fly proceeded across the bridge, looking anxiously at the ravenous reptiles below. Nev seeing his look immediately piped up "If you're thinking of throwing me down there as a distraction you'd better hope your Kung Fu is stronger than mine," and striking the crane-style pose continued "You want Karate?"
"Whatever Nev, let's just get inside and get the copy of Battlefield 2, there are only 2 more days til release and I want to make some hacks for it before everyone else get it so I don't get owned because I use a trackball." Fly said, pushing his comrade out of the way and heading for the large castle doors.
As the two reached the doors they stood for a while in awe of the massive structure in front of them. The huge stone castle stood taller than Mount Everest and had 12 foot tall Gargoyles standing at either side of the massive wooden doors. Nev gulped audibly and a small wet spot appeared at the front of his pants, he considered running back to the car and going home, but the thought of playing Battlefield 2 before anyone else was too great and he pressed the giant doorbell which sounded like a woman's scream instead of a bell.
"Oh so they're into the S&M stuff, alrighty then..." Fly thought
and licked his lips.Suddenly the door creaked open and dressed as a butler KNYTE at his awesome height of 5 feet 6 inches glowered up at them. "What do you want?" he demanded.
Nev, attempting to be galant, shouted "WE HAVE COME FOR THE COPY OF BATTLEFIELD 2, YOU WILL GIVE IT TO US! OR DIE!"
KNYTE, unfazed by Nev's hysterics, simply pulled from his pocket one of his shooting gloves and slapped Nev across the face. "He always this infuriating?" he asked Fly.
"He takes a day off from it on February 29th, but other than that, yes." Fly responded.
"Well if you guys are here for the Battlefield 2 copy it's just a myth, I've been searching for it for weeks and it's not here. I even had to kill and eat the butler that worked here I got so hungry, and his outfit was my size so....."
Fly, with a horrified look on his face replied "And you didn't save any for us????"
"Sorry man" KNYTE said "I gotta go home though, Kiwi got a French Maid Outfit to go with this Butler Get-up, and you know how that is
Get out of my way." and with that KNYTE pushed his way past and walked out into the night.After watching KNYTE leave the two heroes looked at eachother for a minute and Nev asked "Well, what should we do?"
"I don't know" Fly said "But If he had the BF2 copy on him I would've killed him and eaten him for it, plus I pissed at him for hogging all of the butler."
If Nev and Fly should go into the castle; turn to page 9
If Nev and Fly should track down KNYTE and try to eat him first, turn to page 4
edit: I'm not going to bother to back through and fix grammar/spelling errors through all of this, so please don't hastle me about it.
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lol"
"I was just lurking that thread hoping that while everyone else was calling shens I could get out here and get a head start."
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