Ontopic Charlie Hebdo Attack

[gee]

This pig was a runt so technically it's midget pig bacon, but I still call it piglet bacon 'cause it offends more people.

 

[plot]

What gee fails to mention is the canadian dime is equal to the size of an american half dollar.

 

[kiwi]

Haylee wants a teacup pig but I told her she can only if she calls him pork chop cause that's all we'd get one butchering him. She was not amused.

 

[eileenbunny]

Haylee wants a teacup pig but I told her she can only if she calls him pork chop cause that's all we'd get one butchering him. She was not amused.

I have a thing for pig plushies. Many are all named things like this. Bacon, Pork Chop, Chorizo, Prosciutto...there's also Hamlet and a couple called Porky & Bess.

 

[Petunia]

If that's the case, dudes like gee would have large tatas.

He has more tits than you

 

[Coqui]

Baby... Pigs?

That pushes me closer to wanting to be a vegetarian.

 

[kiwi]

Then why don't I have boobs? I had delicious bacon just this morning and I've found Jesus.

 

[gee]

What gee fails to mention is the canadian dime is equal to the size of an american half dollar.

Buddy who grew the runt pig has a momma pig that's pushing 400 pounds, can't wait to see the bacon off that thing...

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

Organized religion is anything but, the whole system is a cluster fuck purely designed to gank money from people.

boom

 

[APRIL]

The thing is they haven't been, every church is different, they are all secular, and people just pick and choose which parts they want to believe because it fits into their life style. Whatever a Lutheran church in Ohio preaches could be 100% different from one in Nevada, and whatever a Catholic church preaches in the US is probably vastly different from one in Brazil, so your experience with church will vastly differ.

Organized religion is anything but, the whole system is a cluster fuck purely designed to gank money from people.

It's more to control the mass population.

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

either way, it's a scam...I feel for those who are attached to religion

 

[Petunia]

Then why don't I have boobs? I had delicious bacon just this morning and I've found Jesus.

Catholic jesus ? Cuz he's the only one that counts

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

Catholic jesus ? Cuz he's the only one that counts

grabbed these screenshots of you on TLC the other day

 

[Petunia]

grabbed these screenshots of you on TLC the other day

 

[eileenbunny]

Then why don't I have boobs? I had delicious bacon just this morning and I've found Jesus.

Maybe you are betting on the wrong religion.

 

[eileenbunny]

I grew boobs by popping out a kid and accepting a new faith. I think your religion is holding you back. Come to the pancake breakfast religion and you will get boobs.

 

[Amstel]

I grew boobs by popping out a kid and accepting a new faith. I think your religion is holding you back. Come to the pancake breakfast religion and you will get boobs.

Go on about the 'popping out the kid' fine print of the pancake breakfast religion. I may need to sign up for this.

 

[plot]

Pancakes and boobs. Sounds like the best religion ever.

 

[Duke]

Pancakes and boobs. Sounds like the best religion ever.

Hey, as Catholics we get Spaghetti dinners, catholic school girl outfits, and probably the loosest sexual morals out of any religion when not on public display.

 

[plot]

Hey, as Catholics we get Spaghetti dinners, catholic school girl outfits, and probably the loosest sexual morals out of any religion when not on public display.

By loosest sexual morals when not on public display, you're talking about being molested by priests in the rectory right?