Ontopic Charlie Hebdo Attack

[Duke]

By loosest sexual morals when not on public display, you're talking about being molested by priests in the rectory right?

I was never molested by any priests so no, that's not what I'm talking about.

 

[Amstel]

By loosest sexual morals when not on public display, you're talking about being molested by priests in the rectory right?

rectum!

check your spelling!

 

[eileenbunny]

Hey, as Catholics we get Spaghetti dinners, catholic school girl outfits, and probably the loosest sexual morals out of any religion when not on public display.

My religion does not rule out those things though. And we have no rules about sex at all. Just do it.

 

[plot]

Catholic girls will only have anal sex before marriage. Kind of odd.

 

[kiwi]

I grew boobs by popping out a kid and accepting a new faith. I think your religion is holding you back. Come to the pancake breakfast religion and you will get boobs.

After I popped out a kid mine got smaller.

 

[helenabear]

Catholic girls will only have anal sex before marriage. Kind of odd.

Yeah right

 

[Domon]

does the ultra-orthodox version of your religion condemn you if you use aunt Jemima?

 

[plot]

Yeah right

Coqui already confirmed.

 

[Duke]

Depends on how you use her

 

[helenabear]

Coqui already confirmed.

Uh huh...

 

[plot]

Uh huh...

Back in the day he was considered the expert in the bone closet on the subject because of his vast experiences during courtship.

 

[Casper]

http://www.newsweek.com/koran-does-not-forbid-images-prophet-298298

Oldest fatwa mentioning forbidding images of the prophet dates back to 2001. Lol.

 

[helenabear]

Back in the day he was considered the expert in the bone closet on the subject because of his vast experiences during courtship.

Well one of you is full of shit - I'll leave it up to you to decide who. I was no 'anal only' Catholic girl and by the time I met him I was too far gone to be saved into going back

 

[Duke]

Wasn't it Coqui who started the 'Deep Dicking In The Doo Doo Ditch For Jesus' t-shirt line?

 

[plot]

Well one of you is full of shit - I'll leave it up to you to decide who. I was no 'anal only' Catholic girl and by the time I met him I was too far gone to be saved into going back

I'm just teasing you.

The Catholic girl anal thing is a pretty common thing though. That Catholic guilt is pretty hardcore.

 

[Duke]

Most of the Catholic girls I knew were just plain old sluts.

Anal hadn't become fashionable yet when I was in high school though. But Blowjobs were happening everywhere.

 

[Duke]

Sorry. not 'sluts'. Thats so anti-feminist of me



They were 'sexually open'.

 

[helenabear]

I'm just teasing you.

The Catholic girl anal thing is a pretty common thing though. That Catholic guilt is pretty hardcore.

I'm a Catholic girl and I totally disagree. Maybe some had that guilt but a lot - well see below

Most of the Catholic girls I knew were just plain old sluts.

 

[Amstel]

Well one of you is full of shit - I'll leave it up to you to decide who. I was no 'anal only' Catholic girl and by the time I met him I was too far gone to be saved into going black

fixed.

 

[helenabear]

fixed.

Why do you think I went for a guy from Puerto Rico?