Maybe you aren't wearing enough low cut shirts? Be a doll, would ya?
And while your at it, get that hemline on that skirt a little higher.
Maybe you aren't wearing enough low cut shirts? Be a doll, would ya?
i have a career move for you
and it involves me retrofitting your hatch with my dude piston
i have a career move for you
and it involves me retrofitting your hatch with my dude piston
i have a career move for you
and it involves me retrofitting your hatch with my dude piston
this is the most clever pickup line i've ever read on the internet.
I don't even get it. Please act surprised.
post an add on craigslist.
say you're asian.
what if we put a strapon and a goat mask on dharma?
what if she shits on your chest this time while fly hides in the closet wankin it to that oversized cartoon poster of mingle?
edit: and she'll use a voicechanger and say her name is sarcasmo.