Career Advice

[Coqui]

Maybe you aren't wearing enough low cut shirts? Be a doll, would ya?

And while your at it, get that hemline on that skirt a little higher.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

dude piston?

 

[Dharma1521]

i have a career move for you

and it involves me retrofitting your hatch with my dude piston

groovy.

 

[plot]

a yearly performance review and raise is the norm for most companies, and i'd reject a project that required a year of OT with no extra compensation, especially when i'm underpaid to begin with.

i'm an employee, not a slave.

 

[plot]

i have a career move for you

and it involves me retrofitting your hatch with my dude piston

this is the most clever pickup line i've ever read on the internet.

 

[snoogit]

i have a career move for you

and it involves me retrofitting your hatch with my dude piston

Dude, pistons are great for combustion.

 

[polo]

this is the most clever pickup line i've ever read on the internet.

my favourite is "get your coat i've got a knife"

 

[plot]

 

[Dharma1521]

my favourite is "get your coat i've got a knife"

bwhahahahah

 

[APRIL]

I don't even get it. Please act surprised.

 

[plot]

I don't even get it. Please act surprised.

you've never been raped before have you?

 

[APRIL]

you've never been raped before have you?

One day... one day...

 

[plot]

post an add on craigslist.


say you're asian.

 

[APRIL]

post an add on craigslist.


say you're asian.

Can Fly just do it? Strangers are creepy. He can wear a Barbara Bush mask or something.

 

[plot]

what if we put a strapon and a goat mask on dharma?

 

[APRIL]

what if we put a strapon and a goat mask on dharma?

Yawn.. been there, done that. We enjoyed a nice Chianti afterwards.

 

[plot]

what if she shits on your chest this time while fly hides in the closet wankin it to that oversized cartoon poster of mingle?

edit: and she'll use a voicechanger and say her name is sarcasmo.

 

[polo]

don't turn this rape into a murder is another one

 

[APRIL]

what if she shits on your chest this time while fly hides in the closet wankin it to that oversized cartoon poster of mingle?

edit: and she'll use a voicechanger and say her name is sarcasmo.

Hmm.... keep going... paf paf paf paf pa

 

[plot]

the goatmask will have on harry potter glasses and the strapon will be shaped like a wand.