Before you bitch about gas prices...

[kiwi]

I go through milk like crack, or about 2 gallons a week.

I don't drink milk (it doesn't like me), but still buy 3 gallons a week.

 

[Bubbles]

I don't drink milk (it doesn't like me), but still buy 3 gallons a week.

try Lactaid.

 

[Sarcasmo]

I don't drink milk (it doesn't like me), but still buy 3 gallons a week.

My milk loves me. Tall glass of skim milk with icecubes in it.

If I could figure out how to combine milk with boobs and no pregnancy I'd be a happy man.

 

[smileynev]

My milk loves me. Tall glass of skim milk with icecubes in it.

If I could figure out how to combine milk with boobs and no pregnancy I'd be a happy man.

Do you have any milk with your water?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I drink heavy cream, whole milk is waaay too watery.

 

[kiwi]

try Lactaid.

I wish it was that easy, but drinking a glass of milk makes me hurt so bad I want to die.

 

[Bubbles]

I wish it was that easy, but drinking a glass of milk makes me hurt so bad I want to die.

my ex-boyfriend was like that...he couldn't even eat pizza 'cause of the cheese. Seriously, they make a product called Lactaid. It is the only thing we had in the frige. We cooked with it and ate cereal with it and he made his protein shakes - the stuff really is a good product.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Do you have any milk with your water?

Sometimes I just take some Ozarka and drop in a bit of white food coloring, but it's just not the same thing.

 

[kiwi]

my ex-boyfriend was like that...he couldn't even eat pizza 'cause of the cheese. Seriously, they make a product called Lactaid. It is the only thing we had in the frige. We cooked with it and ate cereal with it and he made his protein shakes - the stuff really is a good product.

Luckily I'm not that bad, I can eat cheese and ice cream and the like in moderation and I can cook with milk, I just can't drink a glass of milk.

 

[fly]

I go through milk like crack, or about 2 gallons a week.

 

[fly]

My milk loves me. Tall glass of skim milk with icecubes in it.

If I could figure out how to combine milk with boobs and no pregnancy I'd be a happy man.

skim++

 

[Sarcasmo]

Is it weird that I get aroused when fly quotes me? Twice in a row?

 

[CletusJones]

My milk loves me. Tall glass of skim milk with icecubes in it.

skim is already watery enough, you don't need to add ice.

2% FO LYFE

 

[Sarcasmo]

skim is already watery enough, you don't need to add ice.

2% FO LYFE

The ice isn't to water it down. It's to make it really freaking cold. I drink it before it melts. Ice cold milk is like the semen of the gods.

Or whatever.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

The ice isn't to water it down. It's to make it really freaking cold. I drink it before it melts. Ice cold milk is like the semen of the gods.

Or whatever.

Use one of them mugs that you put in the freezer

 

[CletusJones]

The ice isn't to water it down. It's to make it really freaking cold. I drink it before it melts. Ice cold milk is like the semen of the gods.

Or whatever.

I keep my fridge on the coldest setting and enjoy my milk in a frosted glass. If I try to drink the milk too fast, I experience a phenominon similar to the "ice cream headache."

 

[ZRH]

I go through milk like crack, or about 2 gallons a week.

Dude thats nothing. Me + 2 brothers go through 2 gallons a day. My parents actually have an extra fridge just for milk.

 

[zengirl]

Be glad your car doesn't run on Nasacort.



Retail Price of a Gallon of Gasoline in Virginia Compared to a Sample of Other Items, May 2005


Items...........................$/gallon

Gasoline............................$2.07
Milk..................................$2.99
Coca-Cola.........................$2.84
Gatorade...........................$5.20
Evian Water.......................$5.60
Orange Juice......................$6.64
Crisco Oil...........................$7.44
Perrier Water......................$8.16
Snapple............................$10.32
Scope Mouthwash..............$27.20
Lemon Oil..........................$27.22
Olive Oil............................$51.04
Shampoo..........................$40.44
Real Maple Syrup................$57.08
Jack Daniel's Bourbon.........$101.12
Visine Eye Drops................$995.84
Nasacort Nasal Spray.......$2,615.28


Pretty interesting article.

http://www.vpcga.com/i4a/pages/index.cfm?pageid=152

gasoline is the only item on this list I need to purchase

 

[Sarcasmo]

gasoline is the only item on this list I need to purchase

For Ryan's sake you should probably pick up some shampoo.

edit: and mouthwash.

I'm just saying. We're still animals.

 

[CletusJones]

For Ryan's sake you should probably pick up some shampoo.

edit: and mouthwash.

I'm just saying. We're still animals.

don't forget the syrup, that's always a good time.