Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,522 47,051 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥109,316 Jan 30, 2023 #3,561 Face is a four letter word, however preface is a foreword letter. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,522 47,051 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥109,316 Jan 31, 2023 #3,562 I was drinking coffee in my slippers this morning when I thought to myself, "I should clean some cups". Reactions: HipHugHer
I was drinking coffee in my slippers this morning when I thought to myself, "I should clean some cups".
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,522 47,051 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥109,316 Jan 31, 2023 #3,563 I saw a guy at the beach yelling, "Help, shark, help!" I just laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him. Reactions: HipHugHer, NukesII and kiwi
I saw a guy at the beach yelling, "Help, shark, help!" I just laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,522 47,051 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥109,316 Jan 31, 2023 #3,564 really tried to come up with a joke about an almond and a cashew, but it's just 2 nuts. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,522 47,051 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥109,316 Feb 1, 2023 #3,565 I have one about long yellow fruit though, that's just bananas. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,522 47,051 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥109,316 Feb 1, 2023 #3,566 The word "diputseromneve" may look ridiculous, but it's even more stupid backwards. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,522 47,051 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥109,316 Feb 2, 2023 #3,567 A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark, so in a triathlon, it would all come down to the cycling portion. Reactions: HipHugHer
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark, so in a triathlon, it would all come down to the cycling portion.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,522 47,051 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥109,316 Feb 2, 2023 #3,568 The difference between an American and a computer is that an American doesn't have troubleshooting. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,522 47,051 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥109,316 Feb 3, 2023 #3,569 Not everyone thought Cleopatra was beautiful, but that's how Julius Caesar. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,522 47,051 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥109,316 Feb 3, 2023 #3,570 My son said "I'm pretty full" last night after dinner, and I told him, "You're even prettier empty". Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,522 47,051 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥109,316 Feb 3, 2023 #3,571 I was walking past the fridge the other day, and I thought I heard some onions singing a BeeGees song, but it turns out it was just chives talkin'. Reactions: HipHugHer
I was walking past the fridge the other day, and I thought I heard some onions singing a BeeGees song, but it turns out it was just chives talkin'.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,522 47,051 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥109,316 Feb 3, 2023 #3,572 Jonathon Davis' favorite food is leek on a quiche. (bet you thought I'd say korn on the cob) Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,522 47,051 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥109,316 Feb 6, 2023 #3,573 I got a second job as a security guard at the Samsung store. They weren't fans of my self-proposed title, "Guardian of the Galaxy". Reactions: HipHugHer
I got a second job as a security guard at the Samsung store. They weren't fans of my self-proposed title, "Guardian of the Galaxy".
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,522 47,051 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥109,316 Feb 6, 2023 #3,574 With that spy balloon getting shot down, it's good to see the Biden administration finally doing something to fight inflation. Reactions: HipHugHer
With that spy balloon getting shot down, it's good to see the Biden administration finally doing something to fight inflation.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,522 47,051 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥109,316 Feb 7, 2023 #3,575 Did you know that Stephen King has a son named Joe? I'm not joeking, he is. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,522 47,051 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥109,316 Feb 8, 2023 #3,576 We're having Himalayan rabbit stew for dinner. I only know the origin, because we found Himalayan in the road. Reactions: HipHugHer
We're having Himalayan rabbit stew for dinner. I only know the origin, because we found Himalayan in the road.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,522 47,051 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥109,316 Feb 9, 2023 #3,577 lettuce share a moment of silence for the job I turned down because the celery was entirely paid in vegetables. Reactions: HipHugHer
lettuce share a moment of silence for the job I turned down because the celery was entirely paid in vegetables.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,522 47,051 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥109,316 Feb 9, 2023 #3,578 What color is the wind? Blew. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,522 47,051 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥109,316 Feb 9, 2023 #3,579 What’s made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones? Trombones. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,522 47,051 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥109,316 Feb 13, 2023 #3,580 What starts with P, ends with E, and has lots of letters? Post office. Reactions: HipHugHer