A gay couple and a lesbian couple decide to go camping and will later meet the other one there at the camp.
The lesbian couple got there first because they left lickety-split, while the gay couple was still at home packing their sh!t.
Two gay guys are in the shower and the phone rings.
"Hold on, I'll get it. Don't cum yet, alright? Don't cum, wait till I get back."
When he gets back into the shower there's cum all over the walls running down.
"Man, I told you not to cum yet!..damn!"
"I didn't, I farted."
Little Johnny runs into the garden..."Dad, Grandma's fallen asleep on the couch and her dressing gowns opened and she's got a prawn between her legs!"
Dad goes into the house and says "No, son, that's not a prawn, that's her xxxxoris"
Johnny looks confused and says " Well, it tastes like a prawn!"
On hearing her elderly grandfather died, Katie went to her 98yr old grans house.
When she asked how he died, gran repied, "He had a heart attack during sunday morning sex",
Katie was aghast at her 2 grandparents risking their lives making love.
"we do it to the church bells. Nice and slow. In on the ding, out on the dong",
she paused to wipe away a tear,
"He'd still be alive if the fucking ice cream truck hadn't came round".