Bad Jokes

wetwille

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Two gay guys are in the shower and the phone rings.
"Hold on, I'll get it. Don't cum yet, alright? Don't cum, wait till I get back."
"Ok."
When he gets back into the shower there's cum all over the walls running down.
"Man, I told you not to cum yet!..damn!"
"I didn't, I farted."
 
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wetwille

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Little Johnny runs into the garden..."Dad, Grandma's fallen asleep on the couch and her dressing gowns opened and she's got a prawn between her legs!"
Dad goes into the house and says "No, son, that's not a prawn, that's her xxxxoris"
Johnny looks confused and says " Well, it tastes like a prawn!"
 

wetwille

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On hearing her elderly grandfather died, Katie went to her 98yr old grans house.
When she asked how he died, gran repied, "He had a heart attack during sunday morning sex",
Katie was aghast at her 2 grandparents risking their lives making love.
"we do it to the church bells. Nice and slow. In on the ding, out on the dong",
she paused to wipe away a tear,
"He'd still be alive if the fucking ice cream truck hadn't came round".