Bad Jokes

[wetwillie]

That time of month, gonna have to bang'r on the periodic table.

 

[HipHugHer]

Boo! Thumbs down.

 

[wetwillie]

Boo! Thumbs down.

meany!

 

[wetwillie]

. . . So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere.

 

[nukes]

Your boron the shit outta me.

 

[Amstel]

 

[Floptical]

What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? Synonym rolls.

 

[Jehannum]

Why was Pavlov's hair so soft and full of body?

Because he conditioned it.

 

[Floptical]

Why was Pavlov's hair so soft and full of body?

Because he conditioned it.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Why was Pavlov's hair so soft and full of body?

Because he conditioned it.

oh lawdy

 

[Jehannum]

Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.

Real Muricans don't tell knock knock jokes though, because FREEDOM RINGS.

 

[Jehannum]

I've been thinking of having rabbits tattooed on my bald patch. From a distance they'll look like hares.

 

[Strings]

I've been thinking of having rabbits tattooed on my bald patch. From a distance they'll look like hares.

 

[Jehannum]

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Gotta watch the distribution though. If they're all facing away in a row, that'd be a receding hare line.

 

[OOD]

Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.

Real Muricans don't tell knock knock jokes though, because FREEDOM RINGS.

Good job, Jehan. This is especially bad.

 

[Strings]

Good job, Jehan. This is especially bad.

Almost proud of the effort he's not putting in.

 

[Jehannum]

Good job, Jehan. This is especially bad.

You hear about the guy who fell left-arm-first into a wood chipper? He's all right now.

 

[Jehannum]

My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall,
and I said maybe

 

[gee]

I walked into a music store to buy acoustic strings yesterday, someone was there dicking around with an acoustic guitar and trying to play wonderwall, figuring out the chords and starting over and over again.

Twice in two days I've been reminded of that song. Fuck.

 

[Jehannum]

I walked into a music store to buy acoustic strings yesterday, someone was there dicking around with an acoustic guitar and trying to play wonderwall, figuring out the chords and starting over and over again.

Twice in two days I've been reminded of that song. Fuck.

I'm here to help.