Bad Jokes

[wetwillie]

What does Asa's dad call a spent load that is totally useless?
Son

 

[OOD]

This 6.9 joke got interrupted by a period.

 

[Jehannum]

What does Asa's dad call a spent load that is totally useless?
Son

 

[Strings]

This 6.9 joke got interrupted by a period.

Yuck, OOD.

 

[Jehannum]

I'm going to change my last name to "Rock" and rename my son "Christian" so that I'm not the only one who hates him.

 

[HipHugHer]

 

[Immigrant]

What do you get when you hack a baby to pieces with a machete?

An erection

 

[nukes]

 

[OOD]

I'm going to change my last name to "Rock" and rename my son "Christian" so that I'm not the only one who hates him.

This would even work if he shortens is name to Chris.

 

[gee]

We're at a grocery store this morning.

gf: "so yeah, she's doing some potato diet that that magician was doing. What's that magician duo? Siegfried and Roy? No..."
Me: "Penn and Teller?"
gf: "yeah, them. The big guy lost a bunch of weight on some potato diet."
Me: "ok"

...

Me: "I guess the Siegfried and Roy diet is when you get a tiger to eat all the extra weight off ya"

gf didn't appreciate, but I made some random guy laugh in disgust at that one.

 

[Jehannum]

This is in the shopping center near the restaurant we ate at last night.



It was the bundt of all of my jokes for the evening.

 

[gee]

Did you know the first french fry wasn't actually fried in france?





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it was fried in greece.

 

[Darth Handsome]

We're at a grocery store this morning.

gf: "so yeah, she's doing some potato diet that that magician was doing. What's that magician duo? Siegfried and Roy? No..."
Me: "Penn and Teller?"
gf: "yeah, them. The big guy lost a bunch of weight on some potato diet."
Me: "ok"

...

Me: "I guess the Siegfried and Roy diet is when you get a tiger to eat all the extra weight off ya"

gf didn't appreciate, but I made some random guy laugh in disgust at that one.

Sounds like you should dump your gf & ask the random guy out

 

[Jehannum]

I wanted to make a joke about sodium, but then I thought, "Na, nobody would get that".

 

[HipHugHer]

The copper arrested him for a salt.

 

[Jehannum]

it wasn't me, it was the one-electron chloride.

 

[wetwillie]

The Pb and jelly sunk like lead in my stomach.

 

[wetwillie]

Girl, you are sodium fine.
Damn, no reaction

 

[wetwillie]

I wanted to make a joke about sodium, but then I thought, "Na, nobody would get that".

I was gonna tell you a joke about sodium and hydrogen......but NaH.

 

[nukes]

Did you Co2?