Bad Jokes

[Jehannum]

What's blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

 

[Strings]

What's blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

All FBK gravy on that one, Jeh.
Stupid is well received in our circle.

You all should think about that.

 

[Jehannum]

All FBK gravy on that one, Jeh.
Stupid is well received in our circle.

You all should think about that.

I've thought about it, and realized that I should blend in perfectly.

 

[nukes]

I've thought about it, and realized that I should blend in perfectly.

Bring sax. We don't bother with charts.
Anything above a #3 reed is pretentious.

 

[Jehannum]

Why can't you use beef stew as a password?

Because it isn't stroganoff.

 

[Jehannum]

Did you know that any boat can work as a hat? All you have to do is flip it over, then it's capsized.

 

[kiwi]

Why did Anakin cross the road?

To get to the dark side.


Why isn't Darth Vador for children under 3?

He's a choking hazard.

 

[MacG]

Why did Anakin cross the road?

To get to the dark side.


Why isn't Darth Vador for children under 3?

He's a choking hazard.

Wow, these are terrible.

 

[nukes]

Wow, these are terrible.

The worse the better.

 

[MacG]

The worse the better.

Indeed. This is my favorite thread.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Who the fuck spells Vader with an o???

 

[MacG]

Who the fuck spells Vader with an o???

I think she was dodging a copyright infringement.

 

[Strings]

Who the fuck spells Vader with an o???

Kiwi, duh.

 

[MacG]

Kiwi, duh.

 

[Jehannum]

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

 

[Jehannum]

What kind of beer does a lumberjack drink?

A LAGER.

 

[\m/]

Last night I was lying in bed looking up at the stars, when it hit me...

"Where the fuck is my roof?!"

 

[adi]

What do you call @King Wickie wetting the bed
Wickie leaks..

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]