Bad Jokes
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King Wickie Pelt Snatcher
Mein Kampfefe
nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
King Wickie Pelt Snatcher
Mein Kampfefe
nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
Billy West as the Jackie Puppet voice was the peak and pinnacle of Stern.
King Wickie Pelt Snatcher
Mein Kampfefe
SouthPark rekt penn state with jokes
“Now, I’ve been looking over your file, and I see you kids have all been horribly, physically and emotionally abused. … Oh whoops, that isn’t your case file, it’s the Penn State University Gazette!”
" So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt."
“On a scale of one to ten, how old should you be to stay away from Penn State?”
“I know this is a difficult adjustment for you, Eric. But you can’t just turn all your frustrations on a little kid who can’t defend himself. I mean, what do you think this is, the shower room at Penn State?”
“And it also says here that Penn State prefers to be losing at half time? Because at Penn State they like when you’re a little behind in the locker room.”
“I took you kids from your parents without checking in on where you were going. I put innocent children into a dangerous environment. What am I, a recruitment coach from Penn State?!”
"“We’ve embarrassed the system and made it something nobody wants to be a part of! It’s like a Penn State homecoming party!”
“Now, I’ve been looking over your file, and I see you kids have all been horribly, physically and emotionally abused. … Oh whoops, that isn’t your case file, it’s the Penn State University Gazette!”
" So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt."
“On a scale of one to ten, how old should you be to stay away from Penn State?”
“I know this is a difficult adjustment for you, Eric. But you can’t just turn all your frustrations on a little kid who can’t defend himself. I mean, what do you think this is, the shower room at Penn State?”
“And it also says here that Penn State prefers to be losing at half time? Because at Penn State they like when you’re a little behind in the locker room.”
“I took you kids from your parents without checking in on where you were going. I put innocent children into a dangerous environment. What am I, a recruitment coach from Penn State?!”
"“We’ve embarrassed the system and made it something nobody wants to be a part of! It’s like a Penn State homecoming party!”
So I went to this comedy club in the california desert.
The comedian made a really horrible joke and everyone went "baja"
The comedian made a really horrible joke and everyone went "baja"
1. We don't have $25 bills. It goes $1, $2 (that one is rare), $5, $10, $20, $50, $100.
2. Baja California.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baja_California
I tried to sue the airline company for losing my luggage.
I lost the case.
I lost the case.
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
Mt. Rushmore.
Mt. Rushmore.
Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
Did you hear about the big spill at the glue factory?
It's a real sticky situation.
It's a real sticky situation.
What did the rug say to the floor?
Stick 'em up, I got you covered.
Stick 'em up, I got you covered.
What did the floor say to the wall?
Meet you at the corner.
Meet you at the corner.
Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
That rug really brought the room together, man.
Did you hear that Canada bought 10,000 Septic Tanks?
They're gonna invade America as soon as they learn to drive them.
They're gonna invade America as soon as they learn to drive them.
The oven's getting hotter and hotter and one of the muffins say "Man it's getting really hot in here".
The rest of the muffins yell at the top of their lungs "OH MY GOD A TALKING MUFFIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"
The rest of the muffins yell at the top of their lungs "OH MY GOD A TALKING MUFFIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"