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Puts the "pro" in procrastination
A Frenchman who wears sandals is Phillipe Flop.
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
Just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
I missed too many shifts.
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
I only really dislike people without toes.
I'm lack toes intolerant.
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
I'm also opposed to them using medical-grade epoxy to attach prosthetics.
I'm glue ten intolerant as well.
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
If someone asked me what my favorite Prog rock band was, I would say yes.
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
You should never brush your teeth with your left hand.
A toothbrush is far more effective.
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
Went my entire life without receiving a call from a vegetable, then out of the blue, boom: onion rings.
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet.
It had been clogged for a while.
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
Instead of a lucky message in my food, I found four pieces of music.
It was a four-tune cookie.