FlamingGlory said:Ok... Maybe that was too subtle for this crowd.
If it defies descrpition, how did the narrator describe her???
FlamingGlory said:Ok... Maybe that was too subtle for this crowd.
THERE YA GO!bast_imret said:If it defies descrpition, how did the narrator describe her???
FlamingGlory said:THERE YA GO!
I had a whole book of philosophical jokes once. I wish I could find it.
thrawn said:
Drool-Boy said:Normally I wouldnt bitch, but that shit needs an NSFW and a spoiler tag, yo.
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FlamingGloryHole said:Yuh huh.
In a foreign country a priest, a lawyer and an engineer are about to be guillotined.
The priest puts his head on the block, they pull the rope and nothing happens - he declares that he's been saved by divine intervention - so he's let go.
The lawyer is put on the block, and again the rope doesn't release the blade, he claims he can't be executed twice for the same crime and he is set free too.
They grab the engineer and shove his head into the guillotine, he looks up at the release mechanism and says, "Wait a minute, I see your problem..."