Hawt Arrest The Pope!

LOOK AT ME EVERYONE! I HAVE A HOT GIRLFRIEND AND A MAGNIFICENT EDUCATION. I'M SO SMART AND AMAZING THAT I'M GOING TO ENGLAND! HERE ARE SOME PICS OF ME HALF NAKED IN MY HOUSE FLEXING. DO YOU CARE? DID I MENTION I WILL BE THE MOST ONE-DIMENSIONAL PERSON IN ENGLAND ONCE I LAY CLAIM TO ALL OF THEIR RUGBY SHIRTS?

- Guess
 
LOOK AT ME EVERYONE! I HAVE A HOT GIRLFRIEND AND A MAGNIFICENT EDUCATION. I'M SO SMART AND AMAZING THAT I'M GOING TO ENGLAND! HERE ARE SOME PICS OF ME HALF NAKED IN MY HOUSE FLEXING. DO YOU CARE? DID I MENTION I WILL BE THE MOST ONE-DIMENSIONAL PERSON IN ENGLAND ONCE I LAY CLAIM TO ALL OF THEIR RUGBY SHIRTS?

- Guess

You forgot to mention the awesome collection of Vibram Five Fingers he's taking with him.
 
I have honestly never met (or e-met) anyone THAT obsessed with appearances. It's almost literally all he talks about. He works it into every conversation in every thread.

"What are you talking about? Cars? Here's a pic of me in a blazer."
 
I have honestly never met (or e-met) anyone THAT obsessed with appearances. It's almost literally all he talks about. He works it into every conversation in every thread.

"What are you talking about? Cars? Here's a pic of me in a blazer."

To be fair, most people bring it up for him. He just responds after the fact.