Are you a klutz?

I've never been 5'10 because they don't make heels tall enough for that unless you carry a stripper card, and I don't.
 
I don't dare to wear high heels, I can't walk in the damned things, in fact I hate shoes...must have been a hobbit in a past life. :fly:

And yes, I'm also a member of the klutz klub, went down stairs the fast way a couple of weeks ago, afterwards found a cut on my head two inches or so long, must have done it on the rail on the way down, I dunno...a few days before I had dyed my hair a sort of reddish color, which at least made the blood a bit less visible until I had a chance to wash it an hour or so later. :tard:
 
I want to see someone walk in these.


Rancho.jpg


http://www.punitiveshoes.com/database/ballets/rancho.shtml#
 
I was doing some gardening one time when I lived over in Holiday. I was attempting to cut open a birds of paradise that I had just picked up from Home Depot. I couldnt get a good angle on it so I decided to set it on my leg at which time I realized how bad of an idea that could be. My roomie looks over at me and says "You really should do that over on the concrete" and of course I say, "probably, but I am just cutting half way down so I should be fine". In my head the entire time I was thinking, man I am going to cut my leg. Next thing you know the knife slides right down the plastic directly into my leg. My roomie said I looked exactly like Ace Ventura when he gets the spear to his leg...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEmklTvAkbM

I had to pull the knife out as it dangled from my bloody leg :fly:
 
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