Are you a klutz?

[Dharma1521]

I was doing these little "Zig Zags" on the Pinellas trail when I was younger, next thing you know I am flying off the bike. I slide on my lip, ripped my lip in 2 and all the meat from the lip was on hanging outside my mouth

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Heh, I fell down our outside steps last night.

Brought ChikkenPup out around 10:30 for finals, and watched her slide a little going down the steps. Thought to myself "Gee, looks a little slipp...." as my foot shot to the sky and I fell down the whole flight.

Fun.

 

[Sarcasmo]

"for finals"

 

[JAXvillain]

Tell Schmilk to stop beating you. No one believes the lies.

ding

 

[Dharma1521]

I say that the next time you are really banged up and some asks or stares pull an Amy Sedaris and say "Can you believe I've finally found the one!!!!"

 

[thrawn]

It's been awhile since we talked last and I'm tryin' hard not to talk fast
But dad I'm finally thinkin' I may have found the one
Type of girl that will make you way proud of your son

 

[Sarcasmo]

She's brown and round and gots teef in her mouf
And lotsa muh fucking zeros in her bank account

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

what?

 

[APRIL]

I trip constantly in shoes that are taller than an inch.

Wearing four inch heels today.

 

[kiwi]

My little sister makes so much noise going down the stairs it sounds like she's falling. She usually yells "I'm OK" when she reaches the bottom so we know everything is ok.

 

[BeerAd]

I trip constantly in shoes that are taller than an inch.

Wearing four inch heels today.

Wait, you wear heels?

 

[APRIL]

Wait, you wear heels?

Almost everyday to work. I'm about 5'10" today. Peering over cubicles and such.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Almost everyday to work. I'm about 5'10" today. Peering over cubicles and such.

That would be creepy, seeing your beady little eyes peering over the cubicle wall.

 

[Dharma1521]

That would be creepy, seeing your beady little eyes peering over the cubicle wall.

BWHAHAHA

 

[JAXvillain]

 

[APRIL]

 

[BeerAd]

Almost everyday to work. I'm about 5'10" today. Peering over cubicles and such.

but thats, thats lady like

 

[Jonny_B]

dp

 

[Jonny_B]

Almost everyday to work. I'm about 5'10" today. Peering over cubicles and such.

i missed the "today" part at first and did a double take. I was briefly picturing you at 6'2 in heels.

 

[APRIL]

but thats, thats lady like

It's okay, I own only three dresses. Pants to work everyday!!

/hilaryclinton