April's parents are coming on Thursday. What should I do?

elpmis said:
ever notice how a patch of pumpkins looks like a bunch of plugged assholes?


nevermind
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They know how you met or did you tell them a big lie? I don't ask because it has any personal bearing or anything. :shifty: Just wondering.
 
thrawn said:
They know how you met or did you tell them a big lie? I don't ask because it has any personal bearing or anything. :shifty: Just wondering.
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They know we met on the internet... they don't know we went on a weekend cruise with a complete stranger all alone.
 
April23 said:
They know we met on the internet... they don't know we went on a weekend cruise with a complete stranger all alone.
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I blamed it on work, needed some excuse to cross the country.
 
April23 said:
They know we met on the internet... they don't know we went on a weekend cruise with a complete stranger all alone.
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Zac's folks would be pissed. They don't even let him watch football because of the violent nature of the sport. Imagine if they knew he went on holiday with a 300 lb mechanic from the Lone Star State.
 
shawndavid said:
Zac's folks would be pissed. They don't even let him watch football because of the violent nature of the sport. Imagine if they knew he went on holiday with a 300 lb mechanic from the Lone Star State.
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We still haven't told them that I introduced him to little boys.
 
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April23 said:
wtf are you talking about then?
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I didn't mean move, just an excuse to fly to Nevada every so often. If I moved I'd probably have to tell them the real reason I go. The person that disappoints me
 
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I didn't mean move, just an excuse to fly to Nevada every so often. If I moved I'd probably have to tell them the real reason I go. The person that disappoints me
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AHHHHH that's right... I just needed you to spell it out for me. If you wanna move, tell them. Don't let me have a bigger dick than you because I was able to move out within four months of knowing fly.
 
April23 said:
AHHHHH that's right... I just needed you to spell it out for me. If you wanna move, tell them. Don't let me have a bigger dick than you because I was able to move out within four months of knowing fly.
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I think you already have me beat on the four month thing. I'm working on it.

El Borracho said:
this thread have :pics: of parents and hot mom?
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http://www.intarwebnet.com/mdb/SIR!.jpeg
 
thrawn said:
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I didn't mean move, just an excuse to fly to Nevada every so often. If I moved I'd probably have to tell them the real reason I go. The person that disappoints me
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nevada, eh? what's there besides hookers and gambling? never been
 
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