April's parents are coming on Thursday. What should I do?

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ChikkenNoodul said:
Ahh, Kentucky....easier to explain the horse porn fetish too

Good thinking

Especially since most of the arresting officers would want to see what horse porn trading cards you were willing to part with before they let you off the hook.
 
KNYTE said:
Especially since most of the arresting officers would want to see what horse porn trading cards you were willing to part with before they let you off the hook.
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1.) Show her dad your docking unit
2.) Explain how said docking unit works
3.) Offer to demonstrate how it works, personally, after dinner.
4.) Ask her mother if she's comfortable working the video camera for the event.
 
Just leave very random items laying around, nothing big but stuff that they just would be slightly upset with. Examples

condom wrappers with a knife threw the center
needles and a burnt spoon
an Rx pill jar with the "happy pills" hand written on it
herpes medication (non oral use)

this is actually starting to sound like a recipe for a great night!
 
BeeRad said:
Just leave very random items laying around, nothing big but stuff that they just would be slightly upset with. Examples

condom wrappers with a knife threw the center
needles and a burnt spoon
an Rx pill jar with the "happy pills" hand written on it
herpes medication (non oral use)

this is actually starting to sound like a recipe for a great night!
Maybe we should just have them stop by your place...
 
The last few posts for some reason reminded me of the South Park episode where all the men (only men) in South Park make a sex pile to keep the future from happening.
 
KNYTE said:
The last few posts for some reason reminded me of the South Park episode where all the men (only men) in South Park make a sex pile to keep the future from happening.
ever notice how a patch of pumpkins looks like a bunch of plugged assholes?


nevermind