April's parents are coming on Thursday. What should I do?

open with a smile, grab the mom's left breast, give a big grin, whisper what you're gonna do to her that evening, flash duct tape, and you'll be good. worked for me.

oh, and compliment her big bar hair and serve up sweet tea. done.
 
Invite them to a foursome with you and their daughter.

Whether they leave in disgust or excitedly agree, the important thing is that you'll know how they really feel.

Edit: If all else fails: Play Burnout.
 
open the door and ask if they like dark places and the smell of duct tape!!

Helps to have a dirty shovel leaning against a wall in site..

this works when i pick up women at bars... makes me sure i'm getting the crazy ones..
 
[08:44] Justin 5771 - today = 100 percent - HAHA RASHAAD!!!: 1. i have gas
[08:44] Justin 5771 - today = 100 percent - HAHA RASHAAD!!!: 2. i like poop
[08:44] Justin 5771 - today = 100 percent - HAHA RASHAAD!!!: 3. that is all
[08:53] April: 4. You are teh ghey.
 
April23 said:
[08:44] Justin 5771 - today = 100 percent - HAHA RASHAAD!!!: 1. i have gas
[08:44] Justin 5771 - today = 100 percent - HAHA RASHAAD!!!: 2. i like poop
[08:44] Justin 5771 - today = 100 percent - HAHA RASHAAD!!!: 3. that is all
[08:53] April: 4. You are teh ghey.

That was told to you in CONFIDENCE DAMNIT!!
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