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FYI APRIL FINISHED HER HALF MARATHON

Discussion in 'useless chatter' started by fly, Feb 10, 2013.

  1. Not everyone uses calipers during anal like you do, boss.
     
  2. welp. there goes my theory.
     
  3. You shouldn't run marathons in a thong. I found out the hard way too.
     
  4. I didn't wear undies.

    You in a thong. :fly:
     
  5. How would you know? :fly:
     
  6. Altho I've never run an actual marathon, I am a runner and I know the amazing feeling.

    Stop being a douche, you fucking douche.
     
  7. Running away from stalkers and ex's doesn't count.
     
  8. But she doesn't do that either...
     
  9. also, running back and forth to the toilet after a laxative overdose counts for naught.
     
  10. Indeed. Just ask HN.
     
  11. Housenegro?
     
  12. Headline News
     
  13. Hardy Nickerson
     
  14. Hoopty Nantucket?
     
  15. 13 miles? I didn't think it was even possible to run that far.
     
  16. It's not possible, she already said she walked part of it.
     
  17. It's possible, I just couldn't do it. Our friend Scott is doing the full 26.2 next weekend without stopping.

    :waw:
     
  18. were your nipples bleeding
     
  19. Nope. Yay for proper sport bras.
     
  20. I didn't think you had enough boobs to necessitate a sports bra