I was always the smartest kid in my class. My parents started me in college after pre school, what can I say? I was just that good. Now granted, I never had many friends, but I just kept reminding myself how gifted I was to get through the days. I mean, seriously, think about it; you only live life once so THANK GOD I'm so incredibly smart. Looks and athletic ability are worthless attributes anyway, I scoff at people that champion those traits. Brains are the only thing worth a damn. Like one time I totally told myself that this popular guy in school was going to work for me one day, and guess what? Turned out his father was a CEO of a fortune 500 company and hired him with a six figure salary right out of college. Whoops! Bad example! Oh well, I guess life isn't fair. Time to crash a plane and get away on my motorcycle.