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[kiwi]

Iowa is not a city

She didn’t specify I had to guess the city.

 

[ZRH]

She didn’t specify I had to guess the city.

You chose... poorly.

 

[Petunia]

Tampa?

It’s in this ratchet state

 

[fly]

even done "behind the manure pile" schneef?

I've hoovered schneef off a sergeant constable's nightstick

 

[fly]

It’s in this ratchet state

Then it has to be Miami obviously.

 

[Petunia]

Then it has to be Miami obviously.

no!
it’s the GAYEST city in FLA.


like why meeeeeeee ?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

no!
it’s the GAYEST city in FLA.


like why meeeeeeee ?

the keys?

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

no!
it’s the GAYEST city in FLA.


like why meeeeeeee ?

St Pete?
Jacksonville. Starke. Monticello.
Uhhh....

 

[tre]

ZephyrHills

 

[Peppers]

no!
it’s the GAYEST city in FLA.


like why meeeeeeee ?

Orlando?

 

[tre]

Jook City

 

[Petunia]

Orlando?

YESSSSSSSSS
Orlando! like whyyyyyy
there’s nothing to do there! it’s almost as bad as tampa

like my options to do there are disney? epcot? stupid animal kingdom?

i don’t mind orlando when we have a quick return on the same day or even 1 over night but ON SUPER BOWL WEEKEND

i also like orlando when im with my kid or my boyfriend but alone with my crew ???
god hates me, he must have me confused with the sasquatch

 

[Petunia]

the keys?

i wish

 

[Petunia]

ZephyrHills

like i didn’t even know what’s worse at this point
orlando or zephyrhills

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

like i didn’t even know what’s worse at this point
orlando or zephyrhills

Girl, Zephyrhills is worse. At least Orlando has shopping and decent food.

 

[Petunia]

Girl, Zephyrhills is worse. At least Orlando has shopping and decent food.

ive been to FLA at least 6x since jan 1st. Ive shopped all I can shop there.
meh, at least they have good Peruvian food.
I want another State to travel to. Im all Florida'd out

 

[fly]

YESSSSSSSSS
Orlando! like whyyyyyy
there’s nothing to do there! it’s almost as bad as tampa

like my options to do there are disney? epcot? stupid animal kingdom?

i don’t mind orlando when we have a quick return on the same day or even 1 over night but ON SUPER BOWL WEEKEND

i also like orlando when im with my kid or my boyfriend but alone with my crew ???
god hates me, he must have me confused with the sasquatch

Orlando is waaaay worse than Tampa. The city itself sucks. It's super hot. The traffic is atrocious.

 

[Petunia]

Orlando is waaaay worse than Tampa. The city itself sucks. It's super hot. The traffic is atrocious.

ugh so pissed. Id rather Miami. At least there's a million things to do and I have friends there.
I actually have family in Orlando from my dads side but I hate them all and cut them all off when he died.

my crew wants to stay by the Kennedy Space Center cuz apparently there might be some sort of launch there Friday or something. Prob in Titusville.
.. I guess thats better than OrLaNdO...

 

[fly]

Launches are cool.

And you're in luck, its' going to be 'cold' this weekend!

 

[Petunia]

Launches are cool.

And you're in luck, its' going to be 'cold' this weekend!

I saw a launch a few yrs back with Kiko when I took him to Disney. Hope it happens
ALSOOOOO I hate having to leave freezing Canada to dumb Florida only to be met with cold weather! FUCK