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i’ve been assigned on a flight fri-mon but i don’t know where the destination is yet but there are like tons of jets heading to Phoenix for Super Bowl and in praying i get assigned there

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with my luck i get assigned somewhere in Ohio
or worse … Zephyrhills

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but i’m not a senior CFA soooo im guessing these air witches are gonna snag the superbowl flights
you doing some escorting at night?
 
Good news! Helix is flying to Hamilton for a concert that they're doing with Honeymoon Suite and Trooper. Or maybe it was Chilliwack, I can't remember. Anyway they need a flight attendant!

Remember to say "R" and pump your fist every time the old guys ask you to give them an R.
I loveeeeeeee Helix + Honeymoon Suite!!! Niagara Falls' finest!
 
guises

i’ve been assigned on a flight fri-mon but i don’t know where the destination is yet but there are like tons of jets heading to Phoenix for Super Bowl and in praying i get assigned there

giphy.gif


with my luck i get assigned somewhere in Ohio
or worse … Zephyrhills

giphy.gif


but i’m not a senior CFA soooo im guessing these air witches are gonna snag the superbowl flights

UPDATE:

so i did NOT get assigned on the Super Bowl flights.
BOOOOOOOO!
also not because i’m not cool enough, it’s was cuz I’m not currently certified on some of those Gulfstreams which i have reminded management to do but we’ve been so busy. I know those Senior Sky Witches took those flights so they can attend all the parties etc

anyhoo so guess where I’m going?

GUESS

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hint: lamest city in the USA
 
UPDATE:

so i did NOT get assigned on the Super Bowl flights.
BOOOOOOOO!
also not because i’m not cool enough, it’s was cuz I’m not currently certified on some of those Gulfstreams which i have reminded management to do but we’ve been so busy. I know those Senior Sky Witches took those flights so they can attend all the parties etc

anyhoo so guess where I’m going?

GUESS

giphy.gif


hint: lamest city in the USA
Cleveland?
 
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UPDATE:

so i did NOT get assigned on the Super Bowl flights.
BOOOOOOOO!
also not because i’m not cool enough, it’s was cuz I’m not currently certified on some of those Gulfstreams which i have reminded management to do but we’ve been so busy. I know those Senior Sky Witches took those flights so they can attend all the parties etc

anyhoo so guess where I’m going?

GUESS

giphy.gif


hint: lamest city in the USA
Iowa?
 
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