Thread All new 2019 Super Duper Sperm thread!

[Jehannum]

Its for use with one.

 

[ZRH]

Its for use with one.

I dont know if you're using the bidet right...

 

[fly]

I dont know if you're using the bidet right...

I mean, feel free to put your pants back on with a wet ass. idgaf

 

[ZRH]

I mean, feel free to put your pants back on with a wet ass. idgaf

I mean, I just liberate toilet paper from various janitorial closets.

 

[fly]

I mean, I just liberate toilet paper from various janitorial closets.

So you would use something other than *just* a bidet - like everyone else.

 

[Jehannum]

I mean, I just liberate toilet paper from various janitorial closets.

I just scoot across the carpet like a dog.

 

[ZRH]

I just scoot across the carpet like a dog.

You do you.

Wash rags were a thing in early america. Before the sears catalogue. In asia poop sticks were the preferred choice. I actually wrote an entire essay about this once for an engineering class. Poop also mostly just falls out if you use squat toilets.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I just scoot across the carpet like a dog.

This is why (amongst a long list of other reasons) no one lets you in their house

 

[Jehannum]

This is why (amongst a long list of other reasons) no one lets you in their house

It's why @AppleTurkey made sure we got all tile and wood floors.

 

[Mikeawesome]

I mean, feel free to put your pants back on with a wet ass. idgaf

get a bidet with an air dryer

 

[Jehannum]

get a bidet with an air dryer

I don't think @fly is down for blowjobs.

 

[fly]

I don't think @fly is down for blowjobs.

Sometimes, but after a while my jaw starts to hurt.

 

[Petunia]

my girlfriend got assigned to fly Sting tonight from London ON to chicago she doesn’t even know who sting is man.. she’s 25!

i sent her screen shots of his fucking face and she’s like “maybe my mom knows who he is”

 

[kiwi]

my girlfriend got assigned to fly Sting tonight from London ON to chicago she doesn’t even know who sting is man.. she’s 25!

i sent her screen shots of his fucking face and she’s like “maybe my mom knows who he is”

You’re so old.

 

[Petunia]

You’re so old.

sooooo old

 

[Mikeawesome]

my girlfriend got assigned to fly Sting tonight from London ON to chicago she doesn’t even know who sting is man.. she’s 25!

i sent her screen shots of his fucking face and she’s like “maybe my mom knows who he is”

Hell yeah sting

 

[Domon]

I mean, feel free to put your pants back on with a wet ass. idgaf

Look at you with your poverty bidet without heated air dry.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

my girlfriend got assigned to fly Sting tonight from London ON to chicago she doesn’t even know who sting is man.. she’s 25!

i sent her screen shots of his fucking face and she’s like “maybe my mom knows who he is”

You tell her not to stand so close to you?

 

[fly]

Look at you with your poverty bidet without heated air dry.

Either you're stilling there for an extra couple minutes for the dry to work, standing up with a wet ass, or using toilet paper. Yeah, I'll just take the TP.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I have a small philipino boy that waits by the commode and he gently blows on my anus until its dry