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[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Somehow they are a huge phenomenon.

Every one Ive been in has been fuckin swamped
Folks love a clean shitter on the road I guess

 

[fly]

Every one Ive been in has been fuckin swamped
Folks love a clean shitter on the road I guess

They have their own beer. And its fucking good. Place is insane.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Every one Ive been in has been fuckin swamped
Folks love a clean shitter on the road I guess

The ones in Florida are also 10-15 cents less per gallon than anyone near. Probably part of the draw

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I would be in favor of this tradition returning

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

I would be in favor of this tradition returning

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That and cocklebread: women would sit on bread dough before baking it and then give the resulting loaf to a man they were interested in. None of this "talking" stages nonsense.

 

[fly]

That and cocklebread: women would sit on bread dough before baking it and then give the resulting loaf to a man they were interested in. None of this "talking" stages nonsense.

Only you would go back to a time and place where women had a choice

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Well. That sucks

Spoiler

[s/poiler]

 

[ZRH]

I would be in favor of this tradition returning

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They also used to show their va Jay Jay's to scare off the devil so...

 

[fly]

Well. That sucks

Spoiler

Did I just watch people die? WTF dude.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

Only you would go back to a time and place where women had a choice

Idk man, straightforwardness is one of the hottest qualities in a woman. So many of them look at me like they want something, but so few ask for it and usually I'm on the clock so I just do my job.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Did I just watch people die? WTF dude.

I don't think so? It hit r/all with no spoiler related to death, they are usually good about that

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[Mr. Argumentor]

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

Did I just watch people die? WTF dude.

Statistically, you're very unlikely to be hit by lightning so nbd. Right?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Ah, Bottom

 

[fly]

Statistically, you're very unlikely to be hit by lightning so nbd. Right?

Not when you get hit by lightning...

 

[Domon]

Old toilet seat wore out... so upgraded to a bidet

Amazon product ASIN B00UCIOX2Q
It sure is something else. Pretty sure theres a tiny gnome in there with a laser sight targeting that thing at my butthole.

 

[fly]

Old toilet seat wore out... so upgraded to a bidet

Amazon product ASIN B00UCIOX2Q
It sure is something else. Pretty sure theres a tiny gnome in there with a laser sight targeting that thing at my butthole.

We have one of the non-electric ones. It's awesome, but if you're not sitting in the correct spots on the toilet, you'll get a surprise somewhere.

 

[Domon]

like i said, gnome with a laser sight for this one. for pretty much whoever you are.

1) Theres an oscillate button
2) There a pulse button
3) There's a hot air dryer when you're done
4) You can adjust temperature, pressure, and position (x and y)
5) you can save presets.

 

[Jehannum]

like i said, gnome with a laser sight for this one. for pretty much whoever you are.

1) Theres an oscillate button
2) There a pulse button
3) There's a hot air dryer when you're done
4) You can adjust temperature, pressure, and position (x and y)
5) you can save presets.

This is the perfect application for machine learning - butthole classification for bidet aiming.

 

[Domon]

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