Thread All new 2019 Super Duper Sperm thread!

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Am watching the titanic for the first time in probably 2 decades. Amazing it's a real story when you think about it. Kes is getting increasingly older so I figured I'd introduce her to some classics before it's too late

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Shaved my head clean since my hair was falling out anyways, and now my head is cold all the time
I feel like I need an office toque or something

 

[tre]

Shaved my head clean since my hair was falling out anyways, and now my head is cold all the time
I feel like I need an office toque or something

 

[Strings]

Shaved my head clean since my hair was falling out anyways, and now my head is cold all the time
I feel like I need an office toque or something

Grow your beard longer and do a wraparound when you get cold.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Grow your beard longer and do a wraparound when you get cold.

maybe if it gets long enough I can do a fancy comb-over

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

The wife is "exploring hat options" for me now

 

[gee]

You're in Texas, dress like it. Stetson and a matching wife beater.

 

[tre]

Wear a beret, that should get people to leave you alone

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

Isn't the flat cap like the default one level up from baseball cap? I've got the problem of too much hair so I often just throw a baseball cap on instead of dealing with it. Curls for girls.

 

[ZRH]

Isn't the flat cap like the default one level up from baseball cap? I've got the problem of too much hair so I often just throw a baseball cap on instead of dealing with it. Curls for girls.

If it's Ireland in 1950.

I'd opt for a watch cap. You arent supposed to wear headgear when sitting on your ass anyway.

 

[Mikeawesome]

dont shave it next time dumbass

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Wear a beret, that should get people to leave you alone

I could just be like

 

[Petunia]

Shaved my head clean since my hair was falling out anyways, and now my head is cold all the time
I feel like I need an office toque or something

send pics
need fap material

 

[Petunia]

Wear a beret, that should get people to leave you alone

 

[Jehannum]

Shaved my head clean since my hair was falling out anyways, and now my head is cold all the time
I feel like I need an office toque or something

Do yourself a favor and just clip close instead of shaving. It's surprising how much that'll help.

 

[Domon]

Do yourself a favor and just clip close instead of shaving. It's surprising how much that'll help.

the same advice goes for your balls, assuming you're not full sasquatch.

 

[Jehannum]

the same advice goes for your balls, assuming you're not full sasquatch.

It's like a rainforest down there.

In fact, it's even getting grey. Basically, if you look at my face, you'll have some idea of what my dick-n-balls looks like, but down there I'm slightly less wrinkly. It's like two prunes lost in the fog.

 

[Domon]

Gorillas have the smallest genitals proportionally off all primates. I imagine if there were enough sasquatchian samples, new data might emerge.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Bucees doin what they can to spend all their advertising budget

 

[fly]

Somehow they are a huge phenomenon.