Mr. Argumentor
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We have new neighbors. He is former military, she works at MacDill. He started off by complimenting my truck, but he did it while wearing an "Impeach Biden" T-shirt, soooo.... we'll see I guess
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Mr. Argumentor
I fab shitboxes and shitbox accessories.
Science
Has given me sight
Taken my speech
Taken my hearing
Taken my arms
Taken my legs
Taken my soul
Left me with life in hell
Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
Well now that they can grow replacements there are certainly more than a few who could use it
Mr. Argumentor
I fab shitboxes and shitbox accessories.
Fuck today.
Wake up after not enough sleep.
Plug watch into charger while I'm getting ready. Forget watch.
Forget wallet is in other pants cause I changed before going to Publix last night.
DIDN'T forget my pistol, so now without my wallet I don't have my driver's license OR ccw license.
Figure I can at least get lunch at Publix with my phone.
Check at customer service if they do pay-by-phone, and yes they do.
Wander through and get ~$15 of lunch stuff. Go to pay and it doesn't work.
"Oh, we only do Apple Pay, not Google."
"OK, well I forgot my wallet, so sorry for the hold up."
"Oh its ok. Ill just pay!"
"What? No you won't, its ok."
"No its fine!"
"It really isn't, i don't need you to do that."
"No its fine."
"Please don't do that," said as she is pulling her card out.
Now I have to go back tomorrow, get customer service to do a refund, explain why, give her praise for above and beyond help, etc etc.
Fuck all of today.
Wake up after not enough sleep.
Plug watch into charger while I'm getting ready. Forget watch.
Forget wallet is in other pants cause I changed before going to Publix last night.
DIDN'T forget my pistol, so now without my wallet I don't have my driver's license OR ccw license.
Figure I can at least get lunch at Publix with my phone.
Check at customer service if they do pay-by-phone, and yes they do.
Wander through and get ~$15 of lunch stuff. Go to pay and it doesn't work.
"Oh, we only do Apple Pay, not Google."
"OK, well I forgot my wallet, so sorry for the hold up."
"Oh its ok. Ill just pay!"
"What? No you won't, its ok."
"No its fine!"
"It really isn't, i don't need you to do that."
"No its fine."
"Please don't do that," said as she is pulling her card out.
Now I have to go back tomorrow, get customer service to do a refund, explain why, give her praise for above and beyond help, etc etc.
Fuck all of today.
Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
Mr. Argumentor
I fab shitboxes and shitbox accessories.
Honestly, kinda what I'm worried about. Gonna ask the owner's kid when he gets back from lunch, he works there.
Petunia
COVID POSITIVE FOREVER
so you’re upset that someone was kind to you ?
also im kind like that all the time. but if i saw your little pistol i wouldn’t have bought you lunch and let you starve. eat your gun sir
Mr. Argumentor
I fab shitboxes and shitbox accessories.
I don't know how much this girl makes, I probably took an hour and a half of her life for my lunch. I don't want to do that. I also don't want to have to go in tomorrow and fix it. I have beef jerky at my desk, I can eat that and read for lunch
I am glad that there are people like this girl out there, it does me good to know that, but I'm also doing fine on my own and don't need help.
Also, a concealed carry means you wouldn't have seen my pistol, so...