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Mr. Argumentor

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We have new neighbors. He is former military, she works at MacDill. He started off by complimenting my truck, but he did it while wearing an "Impeach Biden" T-shirt, soooo.... we'll see I guess
 

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We have new neighbors. He is former military, she works at MacDill. He started off by complimenting my truck, but he did it while wearing an "Impeach Biden" T-shirt, soooo.... we'll see I guess
Sooooo probably a marine then
 
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Fuck today.



Wake up after not enough sleep.
Plug watch into charger while I'm getting ready. Forget watch.
Forget wallet is in other pants cause I changed before going to Publix last night.
DIDN'T forget my pistol, so now without my wallet I don't have my driver's license OR ccw license.

Figure I can at least get lunch at Publix with my phone.
Check at customer service if they do pay-by-phone, and yes they do.
Wander through and get ~$15 of lunch stuff. Go to pay and it doesn't work.
"Oh, we only do Apple Pay, not Google."
"OK, well I forgot my wallet, so sorry for the hold up."
"Oh its ok. Ill just pay!"
"What? No you won't, its ok."
"No its fine!"
"It really isn't, i don't need you to do that."
"No its fine."
"Please don't do that," said as she is pulling her card out.

Now I have to go back tomorrow, get customer service to do a refund, explain why, give her praise for above and beyond help, etc etc.



Fuck all of today.
 

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Fuck today.



Wake up after not enough sleep.
Plug watch into charger while I'm getting ready. Forget watch.
Forget wallet is in other pants cause I changed before going to Publix last night.
DIDN'T forget my pistol, so now without my wallet I don't have my driver's license OR ccw license.

Figure I can at least get lunch at Publix with my phone.
Check at customer service if they do pay-by-phone, and yes they do.
Wander through and get ~$15 of lunch stuff. Go to pay and it doesn't work.
"Oh, we only do Apple Pay, not Google."
"OK, well I forgot my wallet, so sorry for the hold up."
"Oh its ok. Ill just pay!"
"What? No you won't, its ok."
"No its fine!"
"It really isn't, i don't need you to do that."
"No its fine."
"Please don't do that," said as she is pulling her card out.

Now I have to go back tomorrow, get customer service to do a refund, explain why, give her praise for above and beyond help, etc etc.



Fuck all of today.
Fuck today, someone was nice. Are you suddenyl @Mean Mr. Mustard?
 

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Fuck today.



Wake up after not enough sleep.
Plug watch into charger while I'm getting ready. Forget watch.
Forget wallet is in other pants cause I changed before going to Publix last night.
DIDN'T forget my pistol, so now without my wallet I don't have my driver's license OR ccw license.

Figure I can at least get lunch at Publix with my phone.
Check at customer service if they do pay-by-phone, and yes they do.
Wander through and get ~$15 of lunch stuff. Go to pay and it doesn't work.
"Oh, we only do Apple Pay, not Google."
"OK, well I forgot my wallet, so sorry for the hold up."
"Oh its ok. Ill just pay!"
"What? No you won't, its ok."
"No its fine!"
"It really isn't, i don't need you to do that."
"No its fine."
"Please don't do that," said as she is pulling her card out.

Now I have to go back tomorrow, get customer service to do a refund, explain why, give her praise for above and beyond help, etc etc.



Fuck all of today.

so you’re upset that someone was kind to you ?

also im kind like that all the time. but if i saw your little pistol i wouldn’t have bought you lunch and let you starve. eat your gun sir
 
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Mr. Argumentor

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so you’re upset that someone was kind to you ?

also im kind like that all the time. but if i saw your little pistol i wouldn’t have bought you lunch and let you starve. eat your gun sir
I don't know how much this girl makes, I probably took an hour and a half of her life for my lunch. I don't want to do that. I also don't want to have to go in tomorrow and fix it. I have beef jerky at my desk, I can eat that and read for lunch
I am glad that there are people like this girl out there, it does me good to know that, but I'm also doing fine on my own and don't need help.


Also, a concealed carry means you wouldn't have seen my pistol, so...