Sidenote: the polar vortex (or whatever it was called) that resulted in Texas losing power in the middle of the last winter? There's supposed to be a bigger one shaping up. Might be a good idea to find you a big damn generator now while they're all over.
Well there's two of them so I have to test them both. Then I also have to know how they do with just a t-shirt/summer wear as well as a couple layers plus a winter coat, so I'll let you know when I work up the gumption to zap myself 4 times. Or find enough unsuspecting subjects to complete the trial.