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[fly]

The right generally sucks at humor. Just the way it is for some reason.

This is so oddly true.

 

[Domon]

This is so oddly true.

thats why /r/therightcantmeme exists

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Visited 4 junkyards today. Started with the one where a truck with some stuff I was looking for got dropped off yesterday. Got there today and 80% of the interior was stripped out.
Half a day wandering through dirty nasty junkyards in 95F heat for nothing.

 

[HipHugHer]

Visited 4 junkyards today. Started with the one where a truck with some stuff I was looking for got dropped off yesterday. Got there today and 80% of the interior was stripped out.
Half a day wandering through dirty nasty junkyards in 95F heat for nothing.

I know from experience how much this sucks.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

 

[OzSTEEZ]

I'd love to see all of you who say you like the heat to spend some time down here outside .

 

[OzSTEEZ]

is this racist? this seems racist to me

There is absolutely no racism in that at all.

 

[Immigrant]

Do face diapers prevent shit talking?

 

[HipHugHer]

Only if you wash them in the toilet.

 

[gee]

 

[Valve1138]

Sweet. Got a Tornado watch till 10pm.

@Domon You guys too.

 

[Domon]

Sweet. Got a Tornado watch till 10pm.

@Domon You guys too.

these seem to be happening a lot recently eh

 

[Valve1138]

these seem to be happening a lot recently eh

The bad storms at least. First tornado deal for us.

Interestingly enough, Tesla didn't put the system into Storm Watch mode.

 

[gee]

Convinced someone to whack a giant piece of steel with a hammer to see what sound it makes.

Sounds pretty good. There's a rubber hammer video and a metal hammer video, too.

 

[Jehannum]

Convinced someone to whack a giant piece of steel with a hammer to see what sound it makes.

Sounds pretty good. There's a rubber hammer video and a metal hammer video, too.

That's a solid piece right there.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

 

[wetwillie]

@OOD @HipHugHer

 

[HipHugHer]

They must've put that shitty music on there to hide it's screams.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

They must've put that shitty music on there to hide it's screams.

I can't tell if its from Mortal Kombat or the first Matrix movie, leaning towards the latter i think.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

I've had mad chapped lips for like a week to the point where I've got several bloody spots. What do?