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[nukes]

I don't believe you. Someone of her compassion and genuine care for others couldn't possibly find pleasure in such abuse.

Oh Hips you're killing me.

 

[HipHugHer]

Youre setting yourself up for rejection

T'would be indeed a high honor from a woman of her stature.

 

[OOD]

If loving her is wrong I don't wanna be right.

I loved her first. Even before @MacG

Where the hell is Mac btw?

 

[nukes]

I loved her first. Even before @MacG

Where the hell is Mac btw?

Him and @Mustard Dispenser are fishing.

 

[OOD]

Him and @Mustard Dispenser are fishing.

Is this code for butt sex?

 

[nukes]

Is this code for butt sex?

Trouser Trout

 

[HipHugHer]

I loved her first. Even before @MacG

Where the hell is Mac btw?

First?

She is not a child's toy to be claimed nor a ribbon to be won but a life's enrichment to be cherished and held close to the heart.

 

[OOD]

First?

She is not a child's toy to be claimed nor a ribbon to be won but a life's enrichment to be cherished and held close to the heart.

I see you're new at this. You'll learn in time.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

First?

She is not a child's toy to be claimed nor a ribbon to be won but a life's enrichment to be cherished and held close to the heart.

I hugged her the other day. I had to hug fly to do so.
The hands, dear god the hands...

 

[nukes]

I see you're new at this. You'll learn in time.

Pain is the greatest teacher.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I wish I could hug them

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Pretty crappy free-candy night. Two bags of candy sated the children. Two more as spares. Last year we went through 4 and had to turn kids away at the end.

Must be visiting a new neighborhood.

 

[gee]

I live on a hill in the woods, the kids look at my driveway and say "fuck that"

 

[OOD]

Pretty crappy free-candy night. Two bags of candy sated the children. Two more as spares. Last year we went through 4 and had to turn kids away at the end.

Must be visiting a new neighborhood.

We had way less people giving out candy this year. That's actually good because we never eat all that candy. We give most of it away.

 

[OOD]

There was a kid dressed as a soldier tonight. I always thought that was an odd costume. I feel like it unnecessarily romanticizes that role.

 

[Valve1138]

2.3” of rain in 2 hours.

 

[Josh]

I live on a hill in the woods, the kids look at my driveway and say "fuck that"

This. Not to mention 30MPH wind gusts right now ruined most events. Supposed to be 50+MPH winds tomorrow. I hope I have power in the morning.

 

[Domon]

I live on a hill in the woods, the kids look at my driveway and say "fuck that"

300 ft off the road, blind driveway, house looks like somepalce you get murdered.

Never gonna get a trick or treater.


fine with that.

 

[HipHugHer]

There was a kid dressed as a soldier tonight. I always thought that was an odd costume. I feel like it unnecessarily romanticizes that role.

You would think a kid who dresses up as a warrior unnecessarily romanticizes that role, hippie.

 

[OOD]

You would think a kid who dresses up as a warrior unnecessarily romanticizes that role, hippie.

Nah that's less relatable than a modern day military costume. The mom of that kid was dressed up as some kind of military nurse too. I wouldn't be surprised if his costume was mom's idea. But hey, that kid is going to have to pay for school somehow.