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My favorite chef is Mike Rowave
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"here is my handle, here is my Stout"
"Wessels Naughty Whispers"
"Does this taste like roofies to you"
 

Mr. Argumentor

Will Argue for Tacos
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You should put him inside the door, so no one sees him till the open it up
The funniest part of dickbutt is tricking people into looking at it
Isn't that the point of a keezer, though? It doesn't open regularly?

You could design a pop-up rod and lever system so that when the tap is pulled a sign with dickbutt pops up behind the keezer.
Or make it simpler and use a microswitch and a solenoid
 

Amstel

The Hoarse Whisperer
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you're a whore, but in a good way. Kindof.
funny thing just happened. I went into the kitchen to get a tall glass of water. I did. But also popped open the fridge, grabbed a deschutes, Twilight Summer Ale, popped it open, and headed back into the office. It didn't dawn on me that it was this early in the day.

I feel like I've already put in 2 days worth of work!
 

fly

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funny thing just happened. I went into the kitchen to get a tall glass of water. I did. But also popped open the fridge, grabbed a deschutes, Twilight Summer Ale, popped it open, and headed back into the office. It didn't dawn on me that it was this early in the day.

I feel like I've already put in 2 days worth of work!
I was just telling @APRIL that it seemed like it was already after 5pm. I think I'll go pour one out of the keezer.

#SelfEmployed :lol:
 
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APRIL

Feel Free to Pee on Me
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I was just telling @APRIL that it seemed like it was already after 5pm. I think I'll go pour one out of the keezer.

#SelfEmployed :lol:
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