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[Jehannum]

 

[Syrup Beaver]

She's really obviously very drunk. I'm in the ER waiting to see her.

Girlfriend in a coma, I know, I know, it’s serious

 

[ZRH]

Girlfriend in a coma, I know, I know, it’s serious

seriously can't figure out what happened but they wouldn't let me see her yesterday so I'm guessing she got fighty with the staff.

 

[tre]

Sounds like a keeper

 

[fly]

seriously can't figure out what happened but they wouldn't let me see her yesterday so I'm guessing she got fighty with the staff.

Who says you make bad choices?

 

[ZRH]

Who says you make bad choices?

Well the ER "has no knowledge" of the patient whereabouts. >.<

 

[Jehannum]

Well the ER "has no knowledge" of the patient whereabouts. >.<

The ER probably isn't allowed to tell whatever Rando Calrissian that sort of information.

 

[ZRH]

The ER probably isn't allowed to tell whatever Rando Calrissian that sort of information.

duh, I'm just trying to track her down, I've got her phone and shit

 

[Peppers]

duh, I'm just trying to track her down, I've got her phone and shit

Just give it back to the pimp you bought her from.

 

[ZRH]

...

 

[ZRH]

Found her! Apparently she wasn't drunk so no longer thread appropriate. Her uncle beat the shit out of her.

 

[fly]

Oh, well that totally makes sense.

 

[Mikeawesome]

Found her! Apparently she wasn't drunk so no longer thread appropriate. Her uncle beat the shit out of her.

her uncle:

 

[ZRH]

her uncle:

I'm all for humor but this is kinda serious.

 

[Mikeawesome]

I'm all for humor but this is kinda serious.

walk away

 

[fly]

I'm all for humor but this is kinda serious.

She's so drunk she had to go the ER and her uncle supposedly beat her. WTF R U DOIN? Don't you have enough troubles without borrowing other peoples?

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

I'm all for humor but this is kinda serious.

What is serious is that you can't recognize a fucked up situation and so you stay in them. Cut her ass off, get out of there, work on getting yourself healthy, then find some chick to bone

 

[ZRH]

She's so drunk she had to go the ER and her uncle supposedly beat her. WTF R U DOIN? Don't you have enough troubles without borrowing other peoples?

I thought she was drunk. That's my bad. I've known her for almost four years. I'm really not the sort to be like "well this is too crazy for me" you guys I can't even keep up. First thing I'm "faking" everything, now I have too many problems to chill w/ my friend.

I never had any visitors in the hospital for over a year. She is the only one who ever came and hung out

 

[Valve1138]

Is she actually a hologram? Does she know Tupac?

 

[ZRH]

What is serious is that you can't recognize a fucked up situation and so you stay in them. Cut her ass off, get out of there, work on getting yourself healthy, then find some chick to bone

Let's make this clear, I'm not getting better. No transplant means I die so not pass go, do not collect $200

I'm not an idiot. I'm aware it's ,la super weird situation. No one needs enemies with friends like you. Cut her off from what, chilling at the hospital? Jesus.