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[wetwillie]

i said man up, those are all laydees' jobs

Men greatly dominate the cooking world, cave man. Good-better cooking is hard work. Explaining why so many men AND women really suck at it. I do the cooking because I'm the most qualified. I didn't marry her for her cooking skills

 

[Darth Handsome]

She doesnt even cook?? Oh man you got hosed in this deal

 

[Strings]

Meh, never mind.
Yay beer.

 

[wetwillie]

She doesnt even cook?? Oh man you got hosed in this deal

Oh, she's a decent cook but see, cooking gets me out of the real women's work of cleaning the bathrooms, sweeping, vacuuming, mopping - and washing all the dishes I make so they don't pile up. There is a method to my madness.
I keep ending up being the cook. First when my mom had a bad car wreck when I was 15 - all the fucking cooking for 4 of us. Ditto with me being a single parent twice. hmm, maybe God has a method to his/her madness.

 

[fly]

Listen you, adults leave whatever they brought for the host whether he or she likes their shit or not. We're trying to have a civilization here ffs

I love you.

 

[wetwillie]

I will raise a glass to my spouse, who also brings in some pretty decent bank.

 

[Strings]

I will raise a glass to my spouse, who also brings in some pretty decent bank.

Earth girls are easy for Eddie.

 

[nukes]

Oh, she's a decent cook but see, cooking gets me out of the real women's work of cleaning the bathrooms, sweeping, vacuuming, mopping - and washing all the dishes I make so they don't pile up. There is a method to my madness.
I keep ending up being the cook. First when my mom had a bad car wreck when I was 15 - all the fucking cooking for 4 of us. Ditto with me being a single parent twice. hmm, maybe God has a method to his/her madness.

Oh I totally agree. Pick your battles. I'll be making fajitas very shortly.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I love you.

Right back atcha babe

 

[Darth Handsome]

Oh I totally agree. Pick your battles. I'll be making fajitas very shortly.

His response looks a bit too long so Im not reading it. Im sure I know what he said anyway. Can you just nod if Im right?

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

It needs to be go-home time. I want a beer.

 

[fly]

Right back atcha babe

We have some friends who regularly bring over a new bottle of liquor. Even if we've only had a single drink out of it, they leave it. I know that you're supposed to, but I wish they wouldn't. Last time they left Fernet though.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Story of your life eh

 

[fly]

Story of your life eh

It actually used to be so much worse when I had really bad acid reflux.

 

[Darth Handsome]

It actually used to be so much worse when I had really bad acid reflux.

I will pray for you, brother

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I will pray for you, brother

Hes already tried doing nothing

 

[Darth Handsome]

Hes already tried doing nothing

no more prayers for you, expect some heavy plagues soon

 

[nukes]

no more prayers for you, expect some heavy plagues soon

May I suggest frogs. It's a terrific opener.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

 

[Valve1138]

We have some friends who regularly bring over a new bottle of liquor. Even if we've only had a single drink out of it, they leave it. I know that you're supposed to, but I wish they wouldn't. Last time they left Fernet though.

I got two or threes bottles of booze for my birthday. Might take me till me 50th to get through them.