I put my phone in my back pocket all the time, but that's it, pockets are too small for anything else.
do you not sit? Ever?
I put my phone in my back pocket all the time, but that's it, pockets are too small for anything else.
do you not sit? Ever?
I like imitation crab. But that's made from real fish. Maybe I just like fish.
I love the seafood sensation sub from subway. f*ck knows what it actually is though.
what?
I take it out and put it in my lap when I sit. Makes the vibrating feature more exciting.
am I the only one that is thinking inappropriate things right now?
am I the only one that is thinking inappropriate things right now?
Most people don't enjoy seafood sitting in room temperature for hours
am I the only one that is thinking inappropriate things right now?
Yes but only because I'm actually doing inappropriate things to her right now.
if you get lonely, just give ole mort your number
promise not to share it (unless I'm bored of course)
and much like if you actually were - she doesn't feel a thing...
Most the old crew already have it already and i'm always lonely :-(.