FYI Lean Pockets Suck

[Duke]

I don't get this.

sports talk.

 

[Haywood Jablome]

hey kiwi...on a scale of 1 to gymnast - how flexible are you?...oh, and on a scale of 1 to adele how attached do you get?...

 

[CletusJones]

Never eat eggs
Benedict from a buffet.
I'm still shitting.

It amazes me that someone of your caliber would consume eggs Benedict from a buffet.

I have misjudged you, for this I apologize. Common sense is not your superpower.

 

[Coqui]

hey kiwi...on a scale of 1 to gymnast - how flexible are you?...oh, and on a scale of 1 to adele how attached do you get?...

I figured the last question was more about size

 

[Haywood Jablome]

I figured the last question was more about size

i'm getting free milk, not buying the whole farm...

 

[kiwi]

hey kiwi...on a scale of 1 to gymnast - how flexible are you?...oh, and on a scale of 1 to adele how attached do you get?...

3 and right now 0.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

I figured the last question was more about size

Didn't she lose a lot of weight though?

 

[Mortlach]

I don't get this.

basketball reference, not worth the explanation any more than "if I set you up, I'm glad you know what to do"

 

[kiwi]

I figured the last question was more about size

Don't tell him I'm a fatty, you are gonna ruin this for me.

 

[kiwi]

basketball reference, not worth the explanation any more than "if I set you up, I'm glad you know what to do"

Ah, carry on then.

 

[Coqui]

Don't tell him I'm a fatty, you are gonna ruin this for me.

More cushion for the pushin

 

[Domon]

on a scale of one to stegosauri, how spikey is your hair

 

[Coqui]

Didn't she lose a lot of weight though?

Don't know. I've just heard jokes referencing her size. Other than that, I don't know anything about her.

 

[Haywood Jablome]

3 and right now 0.

dayummm boo...if you were a mcdonalds sandwich you'd be mcgorgeous...

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Don't tell him I'm a fatty, you are gonna ruin this for me.

But then you would feel like you have to work his junk harder. One, To prove you're just as good as a skinny girl, two, to burn off those extra calories

 

[kiwi]

on a scale of one to stegosauri, how spikey is your hair

That's definitely a full stegosauri. Hurricane sandy couldn't bring my hair down.

 

[Domon]

That's definitely a full stegosauri.

No other way would be acceptable.

 

[Coqui]

But then you would feel like you have to work his junk harder. One, To prove you're just as good as a skinny girl, two, to burn off those extra calories

Fat girls give good head because they're hungry

 

[Haywood Jablome]

more weight = more skin = more to lick and more landing area when little haywood esplodes...bring it onnnnnnnnnn...

 

[Haywood Jablome]

Fat girls give good head because they're hungry

was just gonna say this...nothing else, put a little bacon grease at the base and watch them try to gobble that shit up...