FYI Lean Pockets Suck

[Mortlach]

This is my enlightening comment of the day... no idea what is in a hot pocket that is not in a lean pocket, but it's needed

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Better than or worse than a pocket that is so baggy things fall out?

 

[Coqui]

Splenda instead of cheese

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Anything that isn't cheese when it's supposed to be

 

[Mortlach]

Splenda instead of cheese

looks like cheese, but tastes like nothing

 

[Mortlach]

Anything that isn't cheese when it's supposed to be

fake meat and fake cheese never EVER taste near the original

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

fake meat and fake cheese never EVER taste near the original

I dunno, some facon is pretty good. And it gives you facon burps for atleast 12 hours after consumption.

One of my friends makes a mean vegan fish and chips too.

 

[Mortlach]

I dunno, some facon is pretty good. And it gives you facon burps for atleast 12 hours after consumption.

One of my friends makes a mean vegan fish and chips too.

explain vegan fish.... I can't even fathom

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

One of my friends makes a mean vegan fish and chips too.

Thats some hippy bullshit right there

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

explain vegan fish.... I can't even fathom

Me either, but he does it. Reconstructed tofu or something.

When I used to live in the vegan hippy centre one of the guys recreated a turkey, bones included, out of vegan materials. Quite masterful.

 

[fly]

Splenda instead of cheese

That is upsetting.

 

[Domon]

Better than or worse than a pocket that is so baggy things fall out?

Its rarely the bagginess of the pocket thats the problem, but rather the angle. I dont know if women have this problem, but mens pants do this often. It enrages me. The pockets are at too shallow of an angle, and every time you sit down, EVERYTHING FALLS OUT OF YOUR POCKETS.

it makes me want to stab people.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

That is upsetting.

So is the word "facon"
Angries up my blood.

 

[Coqui]

That is upsetting.

My post was made without fact checking, but it's very possible.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

One of my friends makes a mean vegan fish and chips too.

You LIE

 

[Coqui]

You LIE

She means, for Vegan food it's pretty good.....but still sucks.

 

[Mortlach]

Me either, but he does it. Reconstructed tofu or something.

When I used to live in the vegan hippy centre one of the guys recreated a turkey, bones included, out of vegan materials. Quite masterful.

while I am sure he is quite talented, I can't think a bigger waste of time

"look bones, but they aren't real bones... took me 6 hours, here's your drumstick, it tastes like cardboard"

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

She means, for Vegan food it's pretty good.....but still sucks.

I am prepared to accept this.

 

[Applesauce]

Nasty, processed sheat.

 

[Mortlach]

Nasty, processed sheat.

:sarcasmo: yeah no kidding