WTF The Pee pee Le Poo Thread

[APRIL]

Geezus christ... mary magdaline.... fuuuuuuu

 

[Petunia]

its horrid!!! omg i cry every time i look out my window.. but I took the place "as is"
i really hope these landscapers can work some magic. i'll pay anything.. just clean it up!!!
and oh dear god... THE SPIDERS HERE!!!

today i miss living in toronto that concrete jungle barely has a spider

 

[DJBrenton]

OK, my advice changes. Cover the yard with whisky and set fire to it. Weeds gone and maybe barbecued skunk to boot.

 

[fly]

Man, think of all the snakes that live in that yard...

 

[Petunia]

i think its too dry for snakes no? omffffg dont say that...
i live more than an hour west of toronto now.. lots if bush!! no buildings.. nice little town.. but fuck i didnt think twice about these damn bugs and skunks. i wanna die

 

[Petunia]

OK, my advice changes. Cover the yard with whisky and set fire to it. Weeds gone and maybe barbecued skunk to boot.

arent you a flower boy? wtf should i do..

i just called the landscaper again crying...
HES LIKE OK!!!!!!! I'LL BE THERE 2MORO!!!

I think hes pissed

 

[JAXvillain]

Man, think of all the snakes that live in that yard...

might be a turtle or 2 lurking back there as well

 

[fly]

might be a turtle or 2 lurking back there as well

Seems likely.

 

[kiwi]

might be a turtle or 2 lurking back there as well

Only 2?

 

[DJBrenton]

I'd glyphosphate the shit out of that and then either relawn it or hard landscape it.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

OK, my advice changes. Cover the yard with whisky and set fire to it. Weeds gone and maybe barbecued skunk to boot.

why are you encouraging the waste of perfectly good whiskey?

 

[fly]

Thermite. Its the only way to be sure.

 

[Petunia]

this skunk issue and the infestation of all the billions of bugs that come with my loser backyard have stressed the fuck out of me.
ugh

 

[ZRH]

10% hydrogen peroxide in water will wash it off stuff, you can get it at like Fleet&Farm in the US, dunno about Canadia. It sticks in your nose though so you might smell it even after done cleaning.

They like garbage so lake sure lids are tight.

Could buy a shotgun too. Permanent solution.

 

[plot]

you need to get roundup and spray your entire back yard. soon as all that shits dead, your animal/bug problem will be gone.

 

[JAXvillain]

after you burn down your back yard don't forget to salt the earth so nothing ever grows again

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

just mow it ffs
or hire some mexicans to mow it for you
are there mexicans in canada?
I mean asides from you?

 

[Petunia]

i love all your suggestions!!! thanks gaises

the landscaper who is probably sick of meeeee said he is coming with some chemicals to kill everything and we r getting it ready for winter.
i will start fresh next spring (YAY)
i live in the boonies (do u americans & brits know what that is?) anyhoo.. lots and lots of bush & bugs... gotta get used to it...

and to think a few months ago my biggest problem was a gigantic turtle now its skunks

 

[JAXvillain]

make a genmay thread, gloworm

 

[Petunia]

FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCKKKKK​

ITS 2AM AND THE SKUNKS ARE FUCKING BAACK AND THEY SPRAYED!! AGAAAAAAIN!!

HOLY FUUUUCK

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?!?!!?
OMG I HAVE A SKUNK CONDO IN MY BACKYARD!!!

IM THIIIIIIIISCLOSE TO SETTING THE FUCKING BACKYARD ON FUCKING FIRE