WTF Your thoughts on Houston

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

And my spirits he means pants.

what?

 

[Sarcasmo]

*by

 

[tre]

*bi

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

*miss american pie

 

[tre]

*drove my chevy back to the dealer 'cuz it's a POS

 

[dbzeag]

*drove my chevy back to the dealer 'cuz it's a POS

That's why I am selling my Honda Fit tonight

 

[tre]

I was almost gonna have a stopover in Houston, but my cousin's wedding in Mexico (to which I'd have to stopover in Houston) is a fucking week before X-mas. Not even like a fun part of Mexico, but like right in the goddamn middle of the place. Godamn that little fartslinger.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I was almost gonna have a stopover in Houston, but my cousin's wedding in Mexico (to which I'd have to stopover in Houston) is a f*cking week before X-mas. Not even like a fun part of Mexico, but like right in the godd*mn middle of the place. God*mn that little fartslinger.

give the fukr a noogie for me

 

[tre]

give the fukr a noogie for me

i can't because I'm prolly not going now. but he's supposed to be moving back up this way in the new year, then i'll fart on his head for ya.

 

[Sarcasmo]

That's why I am selling my Honda Fit tonight

Don't buy the Ford Fusion.

 

[JAXvillain]

what are you going to get instead, db?

 

[dbzeag]

Don't buy the Ford Fusion.

what are you going to get instead, db?

http://www.lonestarford.com/ebrochure.htm?vehicleId=1e1a55837f0000010069dff60fdb62bf

But I have been directed not to.

 

[Sarcasmo]

wtf. Why aren't you waiting for the other one?

 

[JAXvillain]

remarkably bad mpg for a recently designed car. get a diesel jetta. 42mpg on the highway.

 

[Casper]

remarkably bad mpg for a recently designed car. get a diesel jetta. 42mpg on the highway.

I would totally buy that diesel volkswagon if there were more than two diesel pump stations here. It looks sweet.

 

[dbzeag]

remarkably bad mpg for a recently designed car. get a diesel jetta. 42mpg on the highway.

$7000 more. Nope.

 

[dbzeag]

wtf. Why aren't you waiting for the other one?

Other what?

 

[Sarcasmo]

The dream car you've been masturbating over. The one that comes out next month. The Kia? I think?

 

[dbzeag]

The dream car you've been masturbating over. The one that comes out next month. The Kia? I think?

Same gas mileage. $5000+ more. More expensive to insure or repair. Same tech (mostly).

 

[Sarcasmo]

Which one would you be happier with?