What UF woman would breed with me?

I scared myself the other day because I was in the car with Ryan and I said, "If we have another one, I'd have to quit my job and stay home"

We almost wrecked.

Well since you have a zoo at home already, it's not like you would be bored :lol:
 
To find someone willing to carry on your progeny, as the statement was me lamenting my failure at doing so in the more traditional of ways.

I fail, because explaining it steals the originals luster.

Well we are going for different things. You are going for a relationship, I am just going for procreation. It is very clear with the number of abortions and babies dumped in trash bins my wants are much more easier to obtain than yours :(
 
Well we are going for different things. You are going for a relationship, I am just going for procreation. It is very clear with the number of abortions and babies dumped in trash bins my wants are much more easier to obtain than yours :(

No no. I'd be fine just with the kid and no woman. Women are crazy, and will cost twice as much as the child. They can also take the child away and use the courts to make my life a living hell.

Just having the kid alone would be easier and far less trouble.
 
My house has never been cleaner, it is boring to stay home because all there is to do when she's sleeping is clean.

We have already talked how I would love to be at home day in and day out doing the chores and cooking and presenting my house like a grand hostess and this is without "distractions" or "challenges" like children :lol:

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No no. I'd be fine just with the kid and no woman. Women are crazy, and will cost twice as much as the child. They can also take the child away and use the courts to make my life a living hell.

Just having the kid alone would be easier and far less trouble.

You just really want a child then? Duke I never knew!! Daddy Dukey!! Well, not dookie, but, you konw what I mean!

If you want a child that badly, it's quite easy for you to get one and keep it. Hell you can even successfully adopt one more easily than I can. Well you can adopt one, full stop, in FL.
 
No no. I'd be fine just with the kid and no woman. Women are crazy, and will cost twice as much as the child. They can also take the child away and use the courts to make my life a living hell.

Just having the kid alone would be easier and far less trouble.

I couldn't imagine having a kid alone. I'm a really stubborn person who likes to do everything by myself and I don't ever ask help from anyone, but seriously, babies require a team.
 
We have already talked how I would love to be at home day in and day out doing the chores and cooking and presenting my house like a grand hostess and this is without "distractions" or "challenges" like children :lol:

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You should move in with us, you can do all that stuff and I'll take care of the kids.
 
I couldn't imagine having a kid alone. I'm a really stubborn person who likes to do everything by myself and I don't ever ask help from anyone, but seriously, babies require a team.

I agree, but based on my dating history, a child with a typical woman I tend to date will equal half of my money being taken, almost no visitation rights, and a lifetime of court cases as a fight to even keep my most basic rights as a parent.

Seen to many of my boys go through the same, and it scares the shit out of me.

You just really want a child then? Duke I never knew!! Daddy Dukey!! Well, not dookie, but, you konw what I mean!

If you want a child that badly, it's quite easy for you to get one and keep it. Hell you can even successfully adopt one more easily than I can. Well you can adopt one, full stop, in FL.

I say this, then again, it's only been this year I have been able to actually get past the fear of committing to anything longer than a 2 year cellphone contract, but I'm working up to it.