What UF woman would breed with me?

[dbzeag]

Because of the fortunately high levels of testosterone on these boards and the propensity for procreation (April you are excused) I thought of this just now. Just a hypothetical question, would any of you lovely ladies (and you are all quite lovely) would mother a child for me? I would take over full custody if you would prefer, or joint if you would prefer or slight visitation rights.

Hypothetically, would you be interested?

Which method of breeding would you be open to?

 

[Shalimar]

"How much for your women??!!"

 

[Shalimar]

ja's broke.. make offer.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I would, but I'd definitely need some benefits to help me get to full term in a comfortable manner.

 

[tre]

db, I'll "donate" my sperm to Janice to make you a baby

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

And only open to full on sex.

 

[APRIL]

@ Shal


You're making thorn moist with all this talk about babies. Where is she anyways??

 

[zengirl]

I scared myself the other day because I was in the car with Ryan and I said, "If we have another one, I'd have to quit my job and stay home"

We almost wrecked.

 

[Valve1138]

"How much for your women??!!"

"And your daughters, I wish to purchase the little girls"

 

[dbzeag]

I would, but I'd definitely need some benefits to help me get to full term in a comfortable manner.

You are british, you already have socialized coverage



Oh, do you mean crocheted blankets and such?

 

[Duke]

Fuck, is this all it takes?

No wonder.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

You are british, you already have socialized coverage



Oh, do you mean crocheted blankets and such?

Lots of tea and sympathy.

 

[dbzeag]

And only open to full on sex.

hot

 

[Sarcasmo]

I will make Janice an offer she will probably refuse.

 

[Valve1138]

I thought you only had eyes for Polo.

 

[kiwi]

Sorry, my baby maker is reserved for Knyte sperm only.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Ill donate a load if anyone wants it
Ill mail it to you in a ziploc baggie packed in some dry ice

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I will make Janice an offer she will probably laugh for days about.

fixt for additional humiliation

 

[Duke]

I thought you only had eyes for Polo.

I think he's actually hoping the baby will be weighed in LBS and not Courics.

 

[dbzeag]

db, I'll "donate" my sperm to Janice to make you a baby

Damn that would be an awesome baby

Of course the point of the thread is I would be babydaddy, but you would indeed trump me.