Good morning Useless ones!

No wonder April loves this thread. Ball removal surgeries, testicular violations, anti-procreation. Makes a man wanna buy a freakin cod-piece.
 
all the guys I know that got vasectomies, lost more than just flesh.

they all turned into Stuart Smalley's. They've all more than embraced their feminine side. It's revolting. It's like "DUDE! What the hell happened to you? Where are your Ba- - oh, yeah. Well, we're going sea fishing. The wives, and apparently you, are going to the craft fair. I miss ya dude. I really miss ya."

Ladies, after the V, he's just a pre-op T-girl.
 
all the guys I know that got vasectomies, lost more than just flesh.

they all turned into Stuart Smalley's. They've all more than embraced their feminine side. It's revolting. It's like "DUDE! What the hell happened to you? Where are your Ba- - oh, yeah. Well, we're going sea fishing. The wives, and apparently you, are going to the craft fair. I miss ya dude. I really miss ya."

Ladies, after the V, he's just a pre-op T-girl.

Well this will make DB's day if Tre goes through with it then.
 
pfffft, i'm secure enough in my manhood to not worry about anything. It beats keeping my wife on birth control, or her getting the tubes tied.

No-scalpel vasectomy, book it.
 
They use force

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all the guys I know that got vasectomies, lost more than just flesh.

they all turned into Stuart Smalley's. They've all more than embraced their feminine side. It's revolting. It's like "DUDE! What the hell happened to you? Where are your Ba- - oh, yeah. Well, we're going sea fishing. The wives, and apparently you, are going to the craft fair. I miss ya dude. I really miss ya."

Ladies, after the V, he's just a pre-op T-girl.

Talk about doing it wrong. I don't think a "vasectomy" that takes 15 mins in an outpatient ceremony makes you nullo. You need far more than 15 mins for that surgury.
 
Ain't no way in hell I'm clickin' that shit. And not because I'm at work either.

Just thinkin' about it is makin' my fixed rate go reversible.

You are such a pussy. Man up!



Which reminds me; I should take a shot of Ed's post-op and send it to you and Liam. You since you freak out over cock and him because he can't stand the sight of surgery.

Expect a PM tonight!!!! It's realllly gross. :(
 
all the guys I know that got vasectomies, lost more than just flesh.

they all turned into Stuart Smalley's. They've all more than embraced their feminine side. It's revolting. It's like "DUDE! What the hell happened to you? Where are your Ba- - oh, yeah. Well, we're going sea fishing. The wives, and apparently you, are going to the craft fair. I miss ya dude. I really miss ya."

Ladies, after the V, he's just a pre-op T-girl.

Hmmm.

Built in birth control: check.
Husbands are in the ocean: check.
Going to the "craft fair" with the wives: Aahahaha....check.

I think you've misunderstood what's been going on :fly:
 
Well this will make DB's day if Tre goes through with it then.

Hardly. If I wanted to be with a woman, I would be. I want tre to be a man when he plows me, not serving me tea on fine china and a doily while gently fondling my nether-regions.