The Fly Trap (Possibly NSFW)

[Duke]

I'm looking at the tip of the rocket on an internal live feed from nasa right now

As you scroll down the picture, it's like watching the liftoff right here!

 

[JAXvillain]

ah christ. the launch was about to go and they found a cargo ship wandering in and it's delayed 90 minutes for it to clear

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

drool, did you make any parts for this test mission?

Not that Im aware of.
If this is just a test, then theres probably not any real cargo on board.

 

[JAXvillain]

yup, just a test w/no cargo. this one is kinda neat in that the whole thing is going to last 2 minutes and then they're going to shut it off and drop it in the ocean

 

[b_sinning]

Drool do you get access to the special Nasa Tv links?

 

[JAXvillain]

it's back on. they started the clock. 4 mins

 

[OzSTEEZ]

I wasn't being one bit sarcastic either. not even the slightest hint of sarcasm could be detected there. no sir, not a bit

I totally didn't see that comment coming at all. No sir, not at all.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Drool do you get access to the special Nasa Tv links?

Yeah theres all kinds of live feeds on some of the internal sites
I dont watch them much tho, theyre usually pretty boring
I usually just watch the launches/landings and maybe if theres some cool EVA action going on.

 

[b_sinning]

I'm hoping to watch it crash and hear the controllers cuss using Patrick's name.

 

[JAXvillain]

I'm hoping to watch it crash and hear the controllers cuss using Patrick's name.

this one is planned to crash. that's why I'm watching. sounds cool

 

[JAXvillain]

http://hotmormonmuffins.com/

can she be wearing her special undies here? I think not

 

[b_sinning]

Justin Long and James McAvoy are in town shooting some new Robert Redford movie, The Conspirator, and my co-workers wife ran into them at a local bar and ended up hanging out with them and Drew Barrymore the past few nights drinking. Some of the pics are funny. I told him he they need to get Justin Long drunk and take pictures of him passed out holding a PC and Windows 7 box and sell that to Microsoft or TMZ.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Stupid question of the day from my colleague:

'Carys, what's a platypus??'

Apparently I'm 'clever' for knowing these things.

 

[snoogit]

Stupid question of the day from my colleague:

'Carys, what's a platypus??'

Apparently I'm 'clever' for knowing these things.

Its really Kirk Cameron throwing you a curve ball.

He's sneaky like that.

 

[JAXvillain]

that is so retarded it almost makes me angry

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

It's a daily occurence. I usually update the 2 30-40yr old WOMEN in my office on all things of importance. They tend to talk about American Idol etc. all day.

I'll give you a corker tomorrow, I'm sure.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

My favourite to date so far btw is:


'Carys, what's the glass ceiling.'

That made me mad. YOU'RE A FUCKING WOMAN AND YOU DON'T KNOW THIS SHIT???

 

[snoogit]

My favourite to date so far btw is:


'Carys, what's the glass ceiling.'

That made me mad. YOU'RE A f*ckING WOMAN AND YOU DON'T KNOW THIS sh*t???

So no response like:

"Something you'll never break sweety"

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

So no response like:

"Something you'll never break sweety"

I did explain my exasperation to them before explaining, yes.

Plus one woman has said if her daughters ever came home with a black gentleman she would be furious because 'it just doesn't look right'.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Another gem:

Her: I wish they could just vaccinate against every illness, I don't want to be ill
Me: But if you consider over-population being what it is it would be made 10 times worse if that happened and the entire world would be fucked.
Her: ... ... ... You think?? *dumb look*



Maybe I should just twatter all this.