The Fly Trap (Possibly NSFW)

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tre said:
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...
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Yeah, um, gonna need you to go ahead and move your desk to the basement...
 
tre said:
When I lived in Toronto, I saw a job advertised in the paper for Upper Canada Brewery for a beer taster. It specifically stated that they would give you a ride to and from work every day. I considered quitting college for a bit.


Really though, if you drink beer all day for work, what do you do when you come home? Switch to whiskey? Chikken and Drool, I need your input on this
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Whisky or tequila.

Damnit, y'all just made me check to see if Sam Adams was hiring SAN people :fly:
 
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