Boy, sometimes I find out too much about Juli(e) and Liam.
We like to fuck around like this..
Boy, sometimes I find out too much about Juli(e) and Liam.
I don't feel like crying tonight, ok...
I thought it was genetic that English chicks are just automatically born as old women.
Not many are born as sharks though.
Do your kind dance fight?
I was born as a cross between an old woman and a shark. Ever seen my 3 rows of teeth?
Why wasn't I born a coqui? FML
We're like the Marines. Few, Proud, and always looking for a few good men.
I really did have two rows of teeth as a 9 year old.
i am crying right now because i love my kids so much it hurts.