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[midge]

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

 

[Coqui]

Yo momma so fat when I was done having sex with her, I rolled over twice and was still on top of her.

 

[midge]

Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

 

[Coqui]

Yo momma's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Yo mama so poor she wore something off the rack to cotillion.

 

[midge]

Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.

 

[midge]

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

 

[snoogit]

yo mama's tits hang so low shes gotta keep a wheel barrel with her at all times so she doesn't scrape 'em on da pavement.

 

[water]

Ya mama's so good at math she rarely needs a calculator.

 

[snoogit]

yo mama's so ugly she married prince charles.

 

[water]

Ya mama's cooking is a desirable blend of flavor and nutrition.

 

[snoogit]

Yo mama is so dumb she called Kanye West a BANNED and got herself banned on UF

 

[water]

Ya mama is a classy lady and dresses appropriately for her age while still remaining attractive.

 

[Duke]

This thread is a personal attack to at least 10 members of this forum.

 

[Coqui]

Yo momma so old, when she reads the Bible, she reminisces.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Yo mama so fat and black God made her a time of day

 

[water]

Ya mama is a safe and defensive driver with a spotless driving record.

 

[Duke]

Yo momma so damn ugly, on the day of your birth, he slapped her instead.

 

[water]

Ya mama is frugal and maintains her finances responsibly.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Yo mama so fat she works at IHOP wiping pancakes on her forehead.