Derek Jeter's Home
- Thread starter Shalimar
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Careful. He's probably already looking to figure out how to steal your money as we speak.
my apartment is 1000 sq. ft.
i'm getting bitter. maybe i'll side with the commie anti-semite now.
Syrup Beaver
pants log
Yeah, I like to use at least 5 acres just for that.
Some people prefer do whiz indoors, of course, so 5 acres can be a bit problematic but 1,000sq ft might be good enough with proper lighting and some clever plant arrangement.
LET ME JUST CLARFICASHUN SOMETHING HERE:
Am I jealous? Fuck yes, I'm a jealous bitch! I'm jealous that he has that amount of money, but choses to build museum-size houses to make his dick look bigger. It's all a complete waste. I'd at least build a few kids community rec centers or something to offset my obvious love for my dick. And the pussies that show up there.
Am I jealous? Fuck yes, I'm a jealous bitch! I'm jealous that he has that amount of money, but choses to build museum-size houses to make his dick look bigger. It's all a complete waste. I'd at least build a few kids community rec centers or something to offset my obvious love for my dick. And the pussies that show up there.
Syrup Beaver
pants log
Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
wouldn't a giant house actually make his penis look smaller? like literally. you take the biggest penis in the world and stand it next to the eiffel tower, it's gonna look tiny.
also, he does lots of charity shit.
you need that much space to accomodate proper ventilation equipment for drool-caliber #2's
Oh...
Well, I could build me up a nice 1,000 sf bathroom.
It would be all mine and I'd have a plethora of self indulgent, spa like stations that I'd have people come in a service me on a regular basis.
I'd also have a linen closet about 300 sf.
So, yea, easy.
Because if I was building a 98098057804 sf house, I'd definitely be that much of a selfish shithead.
Well, I could build me up a nice 1,000 sf bathroom.
It would be all mine and I'd have a plethora of self indulgent, spa like stations that I'd have people come in a service me on a regular basis.
I'd also have a linen closet about 300 sf.
So, yea, easy.
Because if I was building a 98098057804 sf house, I'd definitely be that much of a selfish shithead.
Good God people are haters. It's funny that they don't see the same thing in themselves. Ask yourself, what convenience do you take for granted every day?
Syrup Beaver
pants log
No I was meaning the bathroom itself. Not a dressing room or closet or whatever. Basically the place where you have a toilet, bath/shower (or both), sink/sinks, and makeup counter.